She sometimes goes, yes.
Look there’s not really a great deal of point in your, sort of hanging on at your end, because I’m afraid there aren’t any more jokes or anything.
Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?
Hello. Hello people, and welcome to ‘It’s a Tree’. We have some really exiting guests for you this evening. A fabulous spruce, back from a tour of Holland, three gum trees making their first appearance in this country, scots pine and the conifers, and Elm Tree Bole - there you go, can’t be bad - an exciting new American plank, a rainforest and a bucket of sawdust giving their views on teenage violence, and an unusual guest for this programme, a piece of laminated plastic.
Yummy yummy yummy
I’ve got love in my tummy and I feel like a-lovin’ you
Could you tell me the way to Iddesley?
Another time when I was in Cairo, I was disguised as a water hydrant. The whole top part of my head had been removed and…
He’s just ruined this sketch.
Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh?
You don’t mind living in a figment of another man’s imagination?
I’m not dead yet.
Excuse me, do I have any more lines?
I see, I see, I … er … I … er … I … er … I … I can’t think of anything to say about it.
We’re going to the zoo, zoo, zoo….
Are you rolling your own jellybabies in there?
Well, it’ll have to come out, then!
Can’t you be serious for one moment?
Hello people, and welcome to ‘It’s a Tree’.
Oh naughtier and naughtier.
Say no more!