Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore et cetera!! Et cetera!!
Rozak kaibak.
Wait a tic… blimey, this redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought.
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore,
Dumdum alum the night.
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore,
Dun de dun dum plight.
There are those who call me… Tim?
And our fathers’ fathers’ fathers’ fathers.
Splitters!
My legs are old and bent. My ears are grizzled. Yes?
I’m not dead yet.
I don’t care how excrementally runny it is, hand it over.
… Ladies and gentlemen, seldom can it have been a greater pleasure and privilege than it is for me now to announce that the next award gave me the great pleasure and privilege of asking a man without whose ceaseless energy and tireless skill the British Film Indusrty would be today. I refer of course to my friend and colleague, Mr David Niven Sadly, David Niven cannot be with us tonight, but he has sent his fridge.
Lemming, Lemming, Lemming of the BDA,
Lemming, Lemming,
Lemming of the BD…, Lemming of the BD… Lemming of the BD BD A!
- Wait. Don’t tell me - it’s something to do with moonlight - it goes with her eyes - it’s soft and gentle, warm and yielding, deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened like a tiny white rabbit
- It’s Deirdre
Leave me alone.
Say no more!
It’s a man’s life in the British Dental Association.
On second thought, let’s not go there. It is a silly place.
And we’ll be inviting them to… Spot the Loony!
Spit.
You bastard.