Here comes that wacky queen again.
Nigel! Wonderful to see you, super, super, super.
Well why don’t you go and tell him you want to be a leper again?
Say no more!
It’s only a bloody parking offence.
Take this bus to Cuba.
That’s just what Jesus said!
Oh Ken! Be careful! You know what he’s like after a few novels.
Still it’s not as bad as spitting is it?
Where’s the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?
Oh, oh, yes … yeah well, unfortunately, guv, that offer’s no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be economically viable, so we now have a totally new offer…
Are you at your wits’ end?
Good evening. Here is the news for parrots.
Venezuelan beaver cheese?
Not -today-, sir, no.
There will now be a medium-sized intermission.
All our patients here are suffering from severe over-acting.
Er… oh… I was just saying, thinking of the weather. I hear the gooseberries are doing well this year… and so are the mangoes.
Aren’t you going to ask me why I rang the bell?
I have reason to believe that there are certain substances on the premises.