Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2)

Here comes that wacky queen again.

Nigel! Wonderful to see you, super, super, super.

Well why don’t you go and tell him you want to be a leper again?

Say no more!

It’s only a bloody parking offence.

Take this bus to Cuba.

That’s just what Jesus said!

Oh Ken! Be careful! You know what he’s like after a few novels.

Still it’s not as bad as spitting is it?

Where’s the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?

Oh, oh, yes … yeah well, unfortunately, guv, that offer’s no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be economically viable, so we now have a totally new offer…

Are you at your wits’ end?

Good evening. Here is the news for parrots.

Venezuelan beaver cheese?

Not -today-, sir, no.

There will now be a medium-sized intermission.

All our patients here are suffering from severe over-acting.

Er… oh… I was just saying, thinking of the weather. I hear the gooseberries are doing well this year… and so are the mangoes.

Aren’t you going to ask me why I rang the bell?

I have reason to believe that there are certain substances on the premises.