Well, do SOMETHING.
Mr. Stools, what makes you particularly interesting?
One on’t cross beams gone owt askew on treddle.
Dear BBC, East Grinstead, Friday. I feel I really must write and protest about that sketch. My husband, in common with a lot of people of his age, is fifty. For how long are we to put up with these things. Yours sincerely, E. B. Debenham (Mrs) .
I’d like to complain about people who constantly hold things up by complaining about people who complain. It’s high time something was done about it!
Well, we psychiatrists have found that over 8% of the population will always be mice.
Ah, sorry about all that. And now back to the movie.
I hit the ball first time and there it was on the back of the net!
Always look on the bright side of life.
Yes, well that’s perhaps the best thing. Yes. You’ve certainly put my mind at rest on one or two points, there.
And now it’s time for the late night film.
I use two kinds of aftershave lotions - Frankincense, Myrrh - three kinds of aftershave lotions, Frankincense, Myrrh, Sandalwood - four kinds of aftershave lotion. Frankincense, …
Yes, it was the middle one.
They wouldn’t give it to us if we didn’t pay for it, would they… eh?
It’s a bazooka!
I assure you they do, Mr. Ellis.
After a few more of these remarks, I shall be appearing in a sketch, so stay tuned.
Flopsy and I are glad you could come to our little party.
Bloody repeats!
You like it huh?