Look out, there are llamas!
Llamas are larger than frogs.
I’ve been told Dinsdale Piranha nailed your head to the floor.
You want to join my mountaineering expedition, do you?
She’s beautiful, she’s rich, she has HUGE…tracts of land
Hello, hello, who are you? You’re an out-of-work writer? Well, you’re fired. Roll the credits.
Splunge!
Jolly good, well you’re in. Congratulations, both of you. Well, er, what are your names?
Yes! Redfoot make war! When Chief Yellow Snake was leader, and Mighty Eagle was in land of forefather, we fight Pawnee at Oxbow Crossing. When Pawnee steal our rehearsal copies of ‘Reluctant Debutante’ we kill fifty Pawnee - houses heap full every night. Heap good publicity.
Why did you join the army?
For the water-skiing and the travel, sir. Not for the killing, sir. I asked them to put it on my form, sir: ‘no killing’
Stop! Stop this adaptation of ‘Puss-in-Boots’! This is the Police Department of the State of Venezuela!
Excuse me, excuse me. I saw your advertisement for flying lessons and I’d like to make an application.
Where it says: ‘next of kin’ shall I put ‘mother’?
And how do you find the defendant? (the foreman puts his hand out with two fingers extended) Two words. (the foreman nods and holds up one finger) First word. (the foreman mimes taking a piece of string and tying it in knot) Rope? String?
There’s the old man from Scene 24!
Oh dear, that’ll be the Cheap-Laughs from next door.
Every time I try to talk to someone it’s ‘sorry this’ and ‘forgive me that’ and ‘I’m not worthy’.
So anyway, I became a barber.
This is Uncle Ted in front of the house. This is Uncle Ted at the back of the house. And this is Uncle Ted at the side of the house. This is Uncle Ted, back again at the front of the house, but you can see the side of the house. This is the back of the house, with Uncle Ted coming round the side to the front. And this is the Spanish Inquisition hiding behind the coal shed.
Well, knock it off!