Monty Python non sequitur thread

But our sales would plummet!

Sshh, dear, don’t cause a fuss. I’ll have your spam.

I’m a lumberjack, and I’m ok.

But if we took the bones out, it wouldn’t be crunchy.

My hovercraft is full of eels.

[slaps OP with a very large fish]

No it isn’t.

Yes, it is.

No it isn’t.

Look, I came in here to have an argument!

Well, speaking about the conservative candidate, I just drone on and on and on and on and on and never letting anyone ever get a word in edgewise until I start foaming at the mouth and falling over backwards.

lemon curry?

The Larch. The Larch.

…It’s got a sort of woody quality about it.

Quite agree, quite agree, too silly, far too silly…

My name is spelt ‘Luxury Yacht’ but it’s pronounced ‘Throatwobbler Mangrove’.

Flying Thompson’s Gazelle of the Yard!!

Gentlemen! I have bad news. This thread is surrounded by film.

So sorry, but this it the Abuse Topic.

They mean to win Wimbledon!