Thrusting in and out
Clove white and bulbous with cream
Garlic in my sauce.
Peeling off layers
of pure white paper clothing
reveal spicy flesh
Your skills impress me
But only a true master
Haikus Italian.
Molte sorprese
in miei pantaloni
ma nessun aglio
Cunnilinction and
Rimming in one haiku, but…
No fellatio 
Manservant:
Pungent aroma
Sweaty, sweat perfume. Behold:
Garlic? The mood wanes.
Anal obsession
Draws near, but has to exclude
The corn in my shit.
Jarbaby, Rosebud
GingeroftheNorth: these are
My primo crushlist.
Italian is weak
It’s pussy vernacular
Real men do Latin.
Nullum in mundo
alium melior quam
defutatio
Verily I say
to win the jarbaby heart
Do one in German
Newbie, trying to
Hit fifty posts, so weary.
Dammit. Forty-nine.
packets quickly fly
a thread pondered just so
wisdom thusly gained?
Hmm.
tears up paper and tries again
Fiver sagt “Du hast”
Jarbabe bilden gekommen
Wie Rammstein immer.
Das Knoblauch ist so
geschleschtlich gleich ein wutend
Schweißer, heiß und groß.
I get so hot for
Men who speak Italian
Take me now, Cyni
Maegs is explicit
In dead languages only
Is he necrophiliac?
I am ascetic
And spurn the comforts of flesh
At least I can count.
Many learnéd folk
Have taught me so much info
On S-D-M-B.
Forgotten German.
I’ve no idea what Maegs said.
I love big Esses.
Hmm. Heiß “hot”, groß “big”
Knowing the tone of this thread:
Probably obscene.
Fuck! Last line too long.
Apparently, I can’t count.
Sentiment still stands.
Höhepunkt der Fete
war der gruppenfick danach
Jetzt brauche ich eine dusche
Holy shit, Waverly, I am impressed.
I am in trouble
A german could holler Whore
And I would be glad
That’s not very nice!!
Leaving us out of the loop
What are y’all saying?!?!