That must be awkward
When you hear the German tongue
In a public place.
Take my last haiku;
Ask Babelfish, “What’s this say?”
It’s good for a laugh.
I’m masturbating.
Slick fist pistons up and down.
Oh god, I’m coming!
Sweet jarbabyj
Cubs fan, and yet she’s sexy
Baffle, arouse me
I read and write in
The SDMB at work
And get paid for it
Is good old Esprix
Just a gay one trick pony?
Who cares, anyway?
I hate moon hoax threads
And evolution threads, yuck!
Ask baseball questions
Did board traffic rise
After the WTC outrage?
I think so, but why?
Now I will invoke
Godwin’s Law of Internet
discussions… HITLER!!!
Whoo-hoo yippie yay
The weekend has just begun
Drink beer everyone 
I am not at work
My boss is such a big Jerk
But he’s away yay!
Typing this I feel
It is time for somthing real
Let’s go for a meal.
And why German, J?
Is invading Poland
Really all that sexy?
Hey RickyJay hey hey!
Those words rhyme but I can’t think
of a Haiku
Is Haiku really
an art form? does the Lourve
have them on the walls?
In mah pre’vus post
Ahh dun think Ahh had enouff
body fluids for y’all
So heyahs some nah
sprayn’ mah fluids all ovah
This heya thread o yourn
There once was a young man named Till
Who invited me over to chill
He said, “I’m so naughty”
In his German so haughty
And the sound of it gave me a thrill
oh wait…that’s not a haiku
Chef Troy, dude, you rock!
In frog, speaks of eels
and hovercraft. laffs!
here’s a challenge, guys:
Anyone can rhyme Russian
Haiku? Never ever.
Ja Ja Ja Ja Ja
Ja Ja Ja Ja Ja Ja Ja
Ja Ja Ja Ja Ja
REM CD
Plays “Imitation of Life”…
is that “mimesis”?
People on the boards
care about this useless fact.
Just like me. Hurray!
An odd looking gent
Why a dog collar? Should try:
Invisible Fence™