That other tread was getting long…so here goes:
This missionary is on safari in Africa when his party is captured. He watches in horror as they kill and eat all his friends. When he is the last one left, they offer him a test to prove his worthiness to live…
"What is the test?"he asks.
“You must go into that hut and drink the 3 large bottles of whisky, and you must do this within the hour.”
“Ok,That sounds easy enough”, he says.
“Wait, there is more! After you drink the whisky, you must go to the second hut, where there is a pit, and in this pit there is a lion with an abcessed tooth…you must remove the tooth, all within the hour.”
“Well, that will certainly be a challenge, but I’ll try!”, he begins to sweat nervously.
“Wait!Thre is one more hut, and inside there is a virgin, you must come in her six times, all of this must be done in ONE HOUR!”
The missionary began to shake, and merely nodded as they started the timer.
It took him only 3 minutes in the first hut, then he staggered out to the second hut…for 56 minutes, all that could be heard were the anguished screams of the man, and the furious roars of the lion.
When he immerged from the hut, bloody and torn, he smiled drunkenly… “Hokay…S’wheres dat virgin with the abcessed tooth…”