I can’t stop fantasizing about Rush Limbaugh…
Young, blond female child for sale to highest bidder
How to sell organs on EBay!!I Did it, so can you!!
best ways to hide your drinking/drug use on the job
everyone eats boogers, dont they?
neat ways to embezzle from the company
heres what my friend doesnt know about their x
Wow, you sure have small handwriting.
So Who Wants to Buy My Kidney?
So I Was Trying to Get the Condom on the Dog…TMI
So I Molested the Neighbor Last Night…
What’s the Best Place to Hide a Body?
Pr0n pics of Bush and Saddam! HOT!!! Click Here!
This thread is just BEGGING for a slew of new gimmick posters to come along just to try these out, lol.
Ask A Gutshot Moderator
Tips on Stalking – If you’re gonna do it, do it right!
My brother was an only child and I can prove it!
I dare you to write something I won’t masturbate to!
-LET US EXALT THE BRILLANCE OF COMRADE KIM IL SUNG’S IDEA OF THE YOUTH MOVEMENT AND THE ACHIEVEMENTS MADE UNDER HIS LEADERSHIP!!!~!!!
-Is it okay to anally rape a Muslim while they are praying?
-The complete lyrics to ‘Closer’ w/ pictures
- I am God, suck me off!
SPOOFE, I think some of us already DO know the full list of wounds to your penis… 
The goatse.cx appreciation thread!
Oh, joy. Thanks a lot, Eman-Ramos. Now tell me how I can get grape juice spots off my monitor screen.
How do I hotwire a tank?
Share your stories of shit-eating with us
Actress you’d most like to see in a real snuff-film
What’s the best animal to have sex with?
What’s the best way to torture someone to death while ensuring that they are in agonizing pain but they don’t lose consciousness?
Dead celebrities you’ve had sex with.
If this hasn’t been done already I’ll be a racoon’s third cousin 3 and a half times removed.
Who can post the most smileys.
Did you hear the one about the autistic lesbian jew and the child mollesting nazi moderator in the gas chamber with a thousand dead babies and a goat?
Just put The Grapist on your ignore list. 
I miss my gimp!
Which dopers would you like to see banned and why?
Here’s what I’m selling on eBay.[sup]*[/sup]
How can I become a spammer?
How do I create a virus?
[sup]*[/sup]Not an actual link.
-How to brainwash someone without them knowing?
-Ask the Biggot
-Proper lubrication for bestiality
–Let’s invade a fundamentalist Christian message board!
–Share your favorite computer virii here!
–Anyone good at hacking into college networks? I… er… have a bet with my friend!