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Typing too fast.
I meant: It’s my first day on the job as the new priest! How do I seduce that cute altar boy?
-The DPRK crushed the United States in the Fatherland Liberation War, Proof inside!
-Ask the Anti-Semite
-Who knows how to get blood stains out of my clownsuit?
-Who wants hacked porn passwords?
-Who wants to play me in a powderpuff football game, I’ll dump shit on your head biotch
-Your mom has a dick and your dad’s jealous
-How to kill endangered species without getting caught
-The advantages of wifebeating
I Just Shot My Sisters Cat- Can I still Get Laid?
Wait- that was a thread!
I’m stupid AND lazy, help me cheat in my exams please.
Need tips on the best torture items to use during the hazing I’m planning for the junior class
This Thread Has Been Stupided By The Stupidist!
ATMB: “Hey, will the mods take bribes of drugs not to close my thread on file-sharing?”
Where can I find youg hookers in Thailand.
Tell the Sex Slave what to do, master.
Ask the felched Goat.
FUCK YOU FUCK FUCKER FUCKS! I TRICKED YOU ALL!!
Advice needed: How do I organize a school shooting?
My history essay - A Round Robin Add-On thread (due: May 12)
Why are the Mods such monkeyclown shitface nazi communists from hell?
Please do not make me laugh at work anymore. I will be fired. Thank you.
Oh yeah:
-Chemists needed!!11 Need a cheap roofie!!!11 4 H0Ttie girl.
-Hi, I’m new and this is my first post and everybody here eats BM.
Niggers for sale!!
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What is the best way to embezel from my office?
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Why I hate non-whites.
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Ask the convicted Death-row Felon.
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Head wounds are so messy.
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Planet X is HERE!!!11111111
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All you base…
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High Opal!
Post your friends’ email addresses here.
Telemarketer needs ideas for getting around those pesky do-not-call lists.
Death to those cunt bitches who won’t go out with nice guys like me.
YOU CAN’T SILENCE ME!!!
Using a stolen credit card to pay for broadband so I can download copyrighted child porn - is this wrong?
Last night’s Nightline (WARNING: Spoilers)
Nordstrom sucks! Back to Wal-Mart
The Pat Sajak appreciation thread
Ignore. This is a test
I hate explosive diarrhea (TMI)
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How do I spice up my human waste fondue?
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Ask my imaginary friend. Her name is Mommy.
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List your most embarrassing cannibal receipe goofs.
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List your funniest hostage torture stories.
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Placenta stew is ruined. How can I save it?
(Apologies if these have been mentioned)
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What are YOUR favorite racial slurs?
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Ask the Grapist
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Others uses for stool
Your experiences using SpaceSaver vacuum bags to prevent unpleasant odor from the human bodies in your crawlspace. Discuss.
YOU CAN’T SHUT ME UP! YOU ARE ALL MORONS!
REVEELED! TRHEW REAL TRUTHH ABOUT <insert copy and paste copyrighted rant material here>
Bald Eagles taste like chicken.
Lets hear it for auto-erotic asphyxiation!
Where can I find Rohypnol cheap?
How do I form a local NAMBLA chapter?
Poll:Stolen food…Doeas it taste better than bought food?
Check out this link to the Anarchists Cookbook!
Jon
Ask Bobby Fischer
Ask A Wanted Nazi War Criminal, Who Currently Lives In (insert South American country name)
How Do I Eat The Pope?
Why Won’t Cec And Ed Admit Their Love With One Another?
It’s Poland-Invading Time!
You’ve Been Imploded By The Imploder
Ask A Nigerian Scammer
The Trilateral Commission Ate My Wife!