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frist psot fukcers!

SUCK IT, TREBEK!

YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID AND CAN’T COMPUTE NATURE’S 4-DAY-IN-ONE TIME CUBE!

How do you keep them from screaming?

Post your favorite racial or ethnic joke here.

Who else likes to watch little girls at school playgrounds?

How do I convert my old 8mm Mexican snuff films to work on a DVD?

Any scat fans here?

Help, need information on bomb making.

The credit card number exchange thread

How do you keep C4 stable for plane trips (tech wizzes only)

View photos of my genital lesions!

I accidentally locked myself out of my Hummer, my Expedition and my Jaguar, how can I break back in and get them?

Share your most erotic scat and pissing stories here!

I’ve been offered a bribe, and a choice of payments. Should I take the cash, the hookers or the drugs?

Ask the Crank dealer

This is my plan for murdering my (insert name here). Please read it and tell me if I need to change anything so I don’t get caught.

What are the best insults to use to ensure that a bar fight starts?

Martha Stewart is realy Cecil in drag, I have proof.

Trying to steal cable from my neighbors, PLEASE HELP!

My sock’s thread was closed. Let’s continue the discussion here.

The Full List Of Wounds To My Penis

Ode on a Genital Wart

HELTER SCELTER! RACE WAR NOW!

This is scary …

Lubing your Rottweiler’s wingwang

  • How low can we get the Board’s tone? Let’s find out!

  • NEED HELP NOW!!! AUTHORITIES ARE ON THE WAY! HELP ME ERASE MY HARD DRIVE!!!

  • Ask the Guy Who Got Away With Murder

Time to talk about felching

The Uekte appreciation thread

Should I rape my neighbor’s chickens?

It’s my first on the job as the new priest! How do I seduce that cute altar boy?

I want to vandalise my neighbour’s car- suggestions?

How do I dodge sniffer dogs?

What is your favourite screaming face link?

(MPSIMS) Hmm, who knew people had so much blood (TMI?)

TLI

Goat Felching…Am I doing it right??

Sex with your mom…any dopers into it??

Can I marry my sister after she divorces my dad??

Any advice on bagging the babysitter??

What are the chances of hacking credit card numbers??

Ask the cat burgler!

Ask the Kazaa trader!

I drive on my driveway and park in my parkway! NYAHHHHH!

Pad your post count here!