When I was little, I had a huge crush on Maid Marian from Disney’s Robin Hood. Among the problems here… she’s a cartoon, she’s a fox (as in, the animal with the long tail), and she’s featured in one of Disney’s worst animated movies. In my defense, this movie came out when I was 5. Now that I’m 38, I am, of course, over this ridiculous attraction mostly.
There are (and have been) plenty of wimmins, both celebrities and fictional, that I’ve lusted after over the years, but the one that has lasted the longest and the only one that has ever actually attained the status of a crush is… Bridget Fonda. I don’t really know what it is. From all accounts she seems dumber’n a box of hammers, but there’s something about her that puts me back in junior high, and she’s the girl that I always pass at her locker when I’m on my way to English class. She’s just so cute and normal-seeming and unattainable.
I’m a 27-year-old woman from Cleveland and I have a crush/obsession with Sherlock Holmes as portrayed by Jeremy Brett.
Not only is Brett much older, gay, and very dead, but Holmes is a drug addict (er, usually), most possibly has some mild autism, almost completely devoid of human emotion and all around WEIRD…but yeah, I’d hit it.
In the “What in the hell???” could I be thinking department, I’ve recently added… CeCe Deville and Alice Cooper. I mean, the first I probably wouldn’t want to touch through some sort of decontamination suit and the second is just creepy in a golf sort of way, but still, I’d shudder (hehehehe) at the chance.