Most hilarious insults that have been directed at YOU.

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@bundykala

Aside from this, my wonderful friends are guilty of the whole “Your FACE …” thing. We can’t seem to go a day without using it at least 3 times. Always with the same structure:

Friend: You’re _____!
Me: Your FACE is _____!
Friend: Your face is even more _____!
Me: Your face is the _____est!
Friend: Your face is _____er than that!
Me: You smell!
<cue creative name-calling>

…yeah, we have fun with that

I beleive the correct progression is in fact

You’re ______
Your face is _______
Your mother is _______
Your mother’s a whore

and then it’s done, there’s no topping your mother’s a whore.

[Throatwarbler_Mangrove]

as a little white gal in a van full of older Black guys, trying to fit in better and not have the fuckup noticed much. Pretty funny.

Wow, This…um…what…are we talking about again?

[Creaky]

I was out shopping for shoes last fall and two teenagers told me I looked like Michael Jackson. I checked in a nearby mirror. It was true.

[Fetchund]

@Tengu

‘DYKE!’

No matter how many times someone yells that at me, I always have to stop and giggle.

I’m male. I don’t THINK I look particularly female (what with the facial hair and all).

And yet… More than once, I’ve had someone call me a dyke.

Ah, a soul-mate. I was standing with my partner on our front porch one evening when a couple of drunks weaved down the sidewalk and called us “F-ing Fags”. Hmmmm. Neither of us is particularly slightly built, and were both wearing t-shirts.

I burst out laughing, and said “At least get the gender right, you twits! It’s DYKES to you!”

[manx]

@Snarky_Kong

Me to my buddy: You know they say great minds think alike.
Some lady: Idiots probably think alike too.

‘And fools rarely differ’ is the way a good friend of mine ends the ‘great minds’ line