Most mundane, pointless post ever: This one

I was going to clean out my belly button lint but I didn’t have any trash bags. I had dumped them in the Marianas Trench. Just once. 20 minutes ago.

I need to pee.

As usual, I ate too many Red Vines and now I feel ill.

Oh great! Now it not even close to being the deepest part of the ocean now. Time for another mission.

Salt…moon… 20 minutes…