I need to get more trash bags.
I’m almost at the bottom of the bottle, and I’m eating potato chip crumbs and slacking of NaNoWriMo '04.
Slacking off. Damn, I keep looking for the non-existent “edit post” button.
Yes, I know “preview” is available…
Nah. I think the most mundane and pointless thread ever was the I’m off to take a dump thread started by Major Kong.
Unless it was the Off to take another dump thread the same guy started the next day. That one didn’t go over as well.
Or less trash.
Yesterday I cleaned grout out of some cracks with a toothpick.
What do I win?
Man has explored the deepest part of the world’s oceans, Challenger Deep in the Marianas Trench, only once. In 1960. For 20 minutes.
Que?
El hombre ha explorado la parte más profunda de los océanos de world’s, desafiador profundamente en el foso de las Mariana, solamente una vez. En 1960. Por 20 minutos.
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Hey…l’homme a seulement visité le région plus profonde des mers de la monde, dans les Marianes. En 1960. Pour 20 minutes.
Mann hat das tiefste Teil der world’s Ozeane, Herausforderer tief im Marianas-Graben, nur einmal erforscht. 1960. Für 20 Minuten.
Which man?
I cleaned the lint and fuzz out of the vents on my blowdryer with a toothpick two days ago. I felt a strange sense of accomplishment when I was done.
Man Ray, of course. 
C’mon, people!
This is obviously a challenge.
Rise to the occasion! Prove to Chairman Pow that this thread does have a point and is indeed…dane.
What brand will you be getting?
What’s your trash-to-person ratio?
Have you seen the new meshy-stretchy ones?
What size(s) will you be needing?
Do you recycle?
Um…cite?
The plant on the corner of my desk is green and healthy.
That’s really cool. What kind of trash bags are we talking about here? I like the big blacks one and not the little white ones (I have heard people say that in other contexts too but not me because I am not gay so I wouldn’t know). Are you using the bags to actually hold trash or for something else? A giant hefty bag makes a handy dandy rain poncho if you puch arm holes out of it. You can also use them over soil as mulch but not really this time of year.
Have you noticed any difference between brands or between generic and branded bags? I don’t really go for the off-brands much myself. Here is another little tip. If you want great, durable, large bags, buy “Hefty Lawn and Leaf Bags” instead the official garbage bag. They are much stronger and no one will know but you.
Tootle-Loo! Have fun on your quest. I wish I could be there.
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I just coughed.
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Ladies and Gentleman, this year’s Ned Flanders Award ** goes to :::::rips envelope SHAGNASTY!
My eyebrows are itchy.
Just so ya know.