Wish me luck that I don’t fall in.
Is this really a significant risk for you?
You know, I knew what I was getting into when I opened this thread, but the whole train wreck attraction kicked in and I had to look. I hope you don’t fall in, and I hope someone hasn’t left you with only one square on the roll.
There you go again with ‘taking’ dumps.
You ‘have’ them.
‘have’ in the sense of ‘experiencing’ a dump.
or ‘leave’ a dump, as in ‘deposit’, but ‘take’?
For God’s sake, turn on the exhaust fan!
You’re really meaning Mundane & Pointless, eh? Is this even necessary? :rolleyes:
How do we know that? Major Kong could in fact be going to remove a ‘dump’ from the toilet, in which case, Major Kong, you have more things to worry about than falling in
Godspeed dear boy
Actually I believe I first met you, oh…sometime around the creation of the world 
My toilet overflowed thrice in the course of 15 years.
Make sure that this does not happen to you.
Well, geez, Joe. Ya gotta FLUSH it every now and then
I learned the hard way, for sure…
Hey Kong! How’d your crap go?
Plop
It sure is taking a long time… whatd’ya have for dinner mate?
[Beavis]heh heh…Why is it that they call it taking a dump when you’re not really taking it anywhere? Why don’t they call it leaving a dump?[/Beavis]
So how’d it go? Details. You’ve been gone a while.
I don’t think it’s plopping after this long…
Maybe he really did fall in
Hey! Is that my Baby Ruth™?
[reaches into bowl…]