Soooo, SCL, are you saying I bowled you over?
Yes, but at least this guy could come home.
-Ouch! Gonna take some time to wrap my head around this concept.
:eek:
(But at least I got this one right away!)
BTW, Oakminster, that *was * rather sharp of you.
Ooooh!
I know who Oedipus is, dear. Unfortunately I lack the “saying words so they run together” capacity to get from eat-a-puss to Oedipus 
So there was oral then. Maybe he grudge-fucked her because the passed out drunk blow job wasn’t working.
(“KID, HAVE YOU REHABILITATED YOURSELF?”)
“From what we understand the rape stemmed from an argument between him and his brother. And apparently they were arguing over a girlfriend.”
Well, just so long as the “girlfriend” wasn’t a dead deer.
I saw this coming since he bought her that MILF t-shirt last Christmas.
So… lemme get this straight…
The kid was motherfuckin’ like a masturbator? Woohoo!
[SUB]Seriously, that’s all I got.[/SUB]
Be sweet and kind to mother, now and then have a chat
Buy her candy or some flowers or a brand new hat
But perhaps you’d better let it go at that
Or you might find yourself with a quite complex complex
If that is not the benchmark for batshit crazy, I cannot imagine what is. If true, this is a defective human animal. He needs help.
One question. Why did it take the day care center employee several days to call animal control? And what was the guy doing in the meantime? OK. Two questions.
I am sooo going to hell for laughing. 
“Yes, he loved his mother…”
Nah…it was Mom.
So, MrSin wants to know:
When the kid was done did he stand up, throw his arms out, and proclaim:
“We’re the Aristocrats!!!”
:eek:
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
That said, you’re telling me people can still get charged (and get 15 years) for crimes against nature? WTF. Up till recently I had plenty of friends who regularly committed “crimes against nature” and I didn’t think that was any of the government’s business. (Come to think of it I was doing it too, but of course they only went after teh gays.)
I can see saying bestiality is animal abuse. I could see sex with a dead person would devastate his or her loved ones. But what do you charge someone with for fucking a carcass?
The government can speak for crimes againt the US but it can’t speak for nature. Even if what you’re doing is really really really really really gross.
Problem is that we’ve been trained to use an incorrect pronunciation in the US; we tend to say “Ed-uh-pus”; when it should be pronounced “Eeduh-pus”.
I may get fired once someone comes to investigate why I laughed/choked so loudly, but I applaud you nonetheless. 