Some wild-eyed Southern boy 19 year-old Trailer-park denizen rapes his own mother! While she was passed out drunk on the couch!
When I saw the headline, I figured it was a “crime of convienience”, but it turns out it was some kind of “grudge fuck” instead.
The story was just there waitin’ to be written. Find your own link. I heard it on CNN.
I swear. You can’t make this shit up any better!
If the father-rapers sit on the bench with group W, where do the mother-rapers sit?
I saw that link for the video earlier and I thought to myself that it couldn’t possibly be what it purports to be. I watched it and apparently it is.
I can’t imagine the scenario in which that guy decided that raping his mother would be a good idea. Maybe I misunderstood it, but he did it because of an argument with his brother over a girl??
Damn, he takes being a dumb motherfucker to a whole new level.
Not to excuse him, but it seems that his upbringing might have been a bit lax, as the rape took place as his mother was “passed out drunk” on the couch.
Was there any oral? In other words, did he eat a puss?
Between Arlo and the Father stabbers,[
](http://www.arlo.net/resources/lyrics/alices.shtml)of course!
CMC fnord!
Dammit you father rapers!!! I wanted to be the first to make an Arlo joke!!!
(But we all had fun playing with the pencils . . .)
Also see this thread which includes a linked article describing the mother fucking rape.
I hope the mother fucker was on serious drugs at the time; I cannot imagine anyone performing such an act with a clear, sober head.
The reputation earned by the crime will be worse punishment than the likely jail time IMO.
<shudder> (insert puking 
smiley)
Indeed.
Slow clap
Took me a moment, but the weird choice of words revealed it. Brilliant. 
Maybe he was just homesick and wanted to visit his old stomping grounds. It’s true what they say, though. You can never go home again.
Thank you! I’ll be here all week. Now tip the veal, and be sure to try those waitresses…
So you’re saying this guy belongs on the group W bench with the mother rapers and the father stabbers?
That really was clever Oakie, did you think it up on the fly or was it already in your quiver of quips? Either way, it was quite clever. 
Can somebody explain Oakminister’s apparently-too-subtle-for-me joke please?
“Eat a puss” = Oedipus.
Oakminster, I am usually in awe of your knowledge. This time, however, I can only bow - before the bathroom fixture. You are sooooooooooo bad!