Just when I thought the South was getting past the stereotypes...

An Alabama man has been arrested for raping his mother

Ick ick ick oh my god ICK!

I literally started to vomit in my own mouth when it said he “held her down until he finished.” Good fucking hell, what is wrong with people?!? :mad:

If you could do that, what the hell couldn’t you do?

I don’t quite understand the reasoning, some fight with his brother over a girlfriend. So instead of duking it out with Bubba, he says, “I’ll get him!” and decides to rape his mother. :confused: :eek:

My brain, she keeps hitting a brick wall on this one. I guess it’s good there are some things I just cannot freaking comprehend.

In skimming this, I read it as “If you could do that, why the hell wouldn’t you?” :eek: :smiley:

I think he was going for the Stereotype Championship:[ul][]It was in a trailer park[]It was over an argument with his brotherHis mother was passed out from alcohol[/ul]A now, if you’ll excuse me, I have an appointment with a bottle of mental bleach and a scrubbing brush.

I don’t think Jerry Springer would touch this story. That’s saying something.

“Folks 'round here consider it a badge of honor to be called a bad mother f*cker!”

Maybe, the brother had already claimed mom for himself.

Great twisty hemorrhaging EW and a heaping side of toasted WTF. This is like some twisted crossover pathology that medical science probably doesn’t even have a name for yet. There just aren’t any neural pathways designed to make connections like “I am angry at my brother, ergo I will rape my own mother in retaliation.” Ultimately, the decision to take a particular course of action must be made in anticipation of a particular result. I guess I’m just not fucked up enough to understand what kind of result this messed up kid hoped to arrive at by his actions, nor how his actions could possibly hope to bring him to whatever the result he hoped for was. Personally, I think he just wanted to rape his mother. The angry-at-sibling thing was just a convenient excuse.

[QUOTE=Cerowyn]
I think he was going for the Stereotype Championship:[ul][li]It was in a trailer park[]It was over an argument with his brother[]His mother was passed out from alcohol[/ul][/li][/QUOTE]

We just need the Klan membership, and this guy holding a statewide political office. And alligators.

You can’t really blame the guy. His sister was on the rag that night.

Some folk’ll never rape their maw,
But then again, some folk’ll…

Like this guy.

Things like this make me ashamed to admit I was born in Alabama.

I am an only child.

Mama and I left when I was 5.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

“No, you can’t date Jen. She’s mine.”

Two hours later…

“Fine, I won’t date Jen. I just totally nailed your mom! Hah!”
“You did what?”
“I banged your mom. How do you like that?”
“You had sex with my mother?!?!?!”
“Hell yeah! That’s what you get.”
“But… but… Gary? She’s your mother too.”

<long pause>

“Oh. Shit.”

You’re going to hell for writing that and I’ll be joining you for laughing at it.

I’m thinkin’ perhaps brother #2 was mom’s favorite and vice versa.

[QUOTE=Cerowyn]
I think he was going for the Stereotype Championship:[ul][li]It was in a trailer parkIt was over an argument with his brother. . . .[/ul][/li][/QUOTE]
Yeah, but was the argument about NASCAR?

Oh wonderful. Life imitates bad internet newsgroup porn. Wonder if they’ll try THAT as an excuse.

OTOH, the other folks in the lockup must have just got a huge boost to their self-esteem. (“Man, I thought I was messed up, but DDAYYUMMM, DUDE!”)

I wonder how many other rapes this person has committed?! I think I see the sick, twisted reasoning the person might have had, maybe, but only because a phrase used as a retort came to mind. That phrase being “I banged your mom”. So, he’s angry at this person, and to get back at them he bangs the person’s mom. Still, you’d think he’d be sane enough to realize that it was his own mother. How angry, how mentally ill, or dysfunctional morally/intellectually did he have to be that the fact it was his own mother didn’t matter? How dysfunctional was the relationship with his mother?!