Movies where Tom Cruise is killed?

He dies in all the good ones.

Didn’t he die in Taps?

No, he stays dead in all the good ones. He died in MI:III, but his wife brought him back for some inexplicable reason.

Probably needed him to show her the money.

Oh Shit, it’s Jester!

Yeah, he’s probably saying “oh shit, it’s maverick and goose”.

Tropic Thunder

OK, misread the title as “…Tom Cruise killed”. I *was *kinda wondering how it had 44 replies…