She looks way too much like that chick in the Tomb Raider video game to be hot.
OK, she’s smoking hot! I particularly am fond of her pouffy “I’ll fellate you nicely” lips, her seductive eyes and her ample bum.
Yeah, and I’m a pig, too.
So shoot me, at least you can have some bacon.
Count me as another very straight woman who gets a little tingle from Angelina. She’s exquisite. I also agree with those who say she radiates something special from inside. Sure, she had a troubled and wild period in her late teens and early twenties, but here’s the thing…she is open and honest about all the things she did, seems to readily admit her mistakes, doesn’t attempt to hide the fact that she tried many different drugs, experimented with S&M, had a lesbian affair, and tried sex with multiple partners. She even talked about being a cutter for period of time and why she felt compelled to do it.
To me, all these things endear her to me even more. Of course I don’t know her and realize this is all based on interviews I have seen and read, but she comes off as really genuine and a person who has learned and grown from past mistakes. That’s very attractive and sexy. Much moreso than some of these Hollywood losers who hide behind publicists (Angelina doesn’t even have one) and create a totally fake image.
She was too thin when she filmed Wanted, but as someone else already said, Angelina said she had just completed Amighty Heart, then her mother died, and she was preparing to film another movie with Clint Eastwood directing her called The Changeling, which is also about kidnapping and death. She said she was crying all the time and feeling really sad because she was grieving her mom and trying to become these characters, so she talked to Brad and he encouraged her to do Wanted. She said she needed to do something physical in order to get out of that place. Makes sense to me. Plus, she is certainly fatter now than when she did Wanted, considering she is stuffed to the gills full of Pitt DNA.
I think she and Brad seem to have a wonderful relationship. Tabloids write lies and fabricate stories cobbled together from legit interviews that they twist and take out of context (sometimes they just outright make it up), and I really thought the majority of people here would be smart enough to know that. Angelina is not one of these celebs who takes the time to address tabloids and refute their stories. That makes me love her even more, because I DESPISE tabloids. She treats them like the insignificant little rags they are. She apparently has better things to do. She gets alot crap she doesn’t deserve, IMHO.
I also wish people would get over the fact that Brad Pitt got a divorce over three years ago. If you do a little research, you would easily see that his marriage was in trouble long before he met Angelina and would have left Ansiton anyway. They were horribly mismatched and wanted different things out of life. He doesn’t deserve to be crucifed for it, nor does Angelina deserve to be labeled as some kind of homewrecker. There was no home to wreck from what I can tell. The triangle was fabricated by the nasty tabloids. I don’t think there was an affair, either. Attraction, yes, but it appears there was no consummation until after his divorce was filed, and even them it looks like it was Brad who did the chasing. He chased Angie all the way to Africa before the ink was dry on the papers.
I will wrap this long diatribe up by saying that there seems to be a double standard for Angelina in the court of public opinion. People love to bring up that Angie and Brad were already pregnant with Shiloh before Brad’s divorce was final (despite the fact that Brad had not even lived with his ex for over a year by then), so they cry “adultery”, but I don’t see anyone saying that about Reese and Jake. The have been together for months and her divorce just became final. Drew Barrymore had a lesbian affiar and has tattoos, yet everyone loves her. Julia Roberts really did break up a marriage, and people adore her. Some people just want to hate on Angelina no matter what. She evokes strong reactions from people either way. I see that as a good thing, and she isn’t running around trying to get everyone’s approval, anyway.
And, yeah, did I say I think Angelina’s hot? haha!!
Because one must approve of a celebrity’s personal life before casting her in lurid personal fantasies involving champagne, massage oil and Christian Bale.
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She trotted around naked in “Gia”. She did a very,very good job.
Put me on the list of people who think this is the only way she’d be attractive. Great ass and I got the chance I’d do her but she wouldn’t be any where near my top 10 choices.
I like AJ. I think she’s incredibly sexy and I love the full throttle way she throws herself into even silly roles like the one in Wanted or the Tomb Raider movies.
I would prefer her a bit heavier. She’s a little waify for my tastes but I did like her in Mrs & Mrs Smith.
I’m sure I could overlook that.
Whose stepmother, I was just reminded, is Gloria Steinem. Who is also hot in a 1970s Feminist sort of way, but probably wouldn’t approve of me objectifying her or Ms. Jolie in such a manner.
I don’t care about her personal life of her or any other celebrity one way or the other; my fur was just getting rubbed the wrong way by people casting her as the second coming of Mother Theresa. As for whether she and Brad had an affair and whether or not she broke up the marriage, I recall her denying any involvement with Brad Pitt at the time, but here they are together, and Brad is divorced from his wife that he was married to when he met Angelina. I think this falls into the “looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, it’s probably a duck” category.
But I’ll not argue the point too ferociously; none of us know who did what to whom.
My wife and I have a word we always use in reference to Ms. Jolie: luscious. That woman just exudes sexuality and we, my wife and I, wouldn’t mind wallowing around in it for a day or two.
That oozing sexuality does make me feel a little sorry for her kids. Kids often have such an issue with their parent’s sexuality. To have your mother be at the top of almost everyone’s MILF list with a sexual history that is documented (or at least speculated on, though often its been Ms. Jolie herself making comments) via a simple google search might make junior high even rougher.
Yeah, well I’m a lesbian trapped in a man’s body and I’ll watch you do her.
Argent Towers, I’m with you 1000% on this. Angelina Jolie is sex personified. If they ever made a porn version of Being John Malkovich, it should be called Being Brad Pitt and be a first person view of having sex with Angelina Jolie.
Okay, so she has a nice body. But hard bodies are a dime a dozen. A hard bodies on film with all the retouching and correct lighting are a dime a gross.
So that leaves me to her face. To me she has Tori Spelling syndrome (fish face). Bulgy eyes and oversized lips. Why guys find this attractive I have no idea.
Plus she has huge forehead syndrome.
I vote not attractive.
To me, she’s…fine, I guess. I mean, she’s way above average in the looks department, but she’s nowhere near making The List (my personal list of celebrities that I’d shag in a heartbeat and my wife wouldn’t be allowed to complain about; she has a List of her own, topped by Andy Garcia, she tells me). I dunno, I just don’t see what’s so special about her. Everyone raves about the eyes and the lips, but to me, meh.
Tops on my list, just in case someone’s curious, is Claire Danes. Oh Claire. When will you realize that we’re meant to be together?
I think AJ is smokin’ hot (and I’m a hetero woman speaking), but I thought she was garishly underweight in Wanted. The pharmacy shoot-up scene with her in a dress, and those gangly sticks-for-legs sticking out at the bottom—man, I totally get why she was in baggy pants for much of the rest of the flick. I would MUCH rather see the Lara Croft-era AJ (or a pregnant AJ) than this skeleton of a woman…
Straight male, but I don’t dig her particularly. She looks damn cute sometimes, thanks to the aforementioned eyes, but she doesn’t really do it for me.
I must admit that I go through spells with AJ.
When I saw Hackers, I thought to myself, “That may very well be the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.”
Then I saw Gia, and I thought, “Wow, she’s ugly as hell.”
These days, I’m in the middle I think.
I am weird, no?
Gay male here and I’d take a roll in the sack with her. The women is sexy as all get out.