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Hum da deet deet deet… hooa hooa!

That’s great, it’ll fit right into his mutant psycho hellbeast from space collection.

“Prostitutes on ice!”
“Hey!”
“Well, in a nice way.”

“Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. YOU’RE STUCK HERE!”

At this point, the rocektship becomes engorged with space men.

Gamara is really neat/He is filled with turtle meat.

Gutter-bumber-chute!

Why don’t they look?

What’s all this “and the rest” crap?

Saaaaaand Stooooorm!

I suppose HELL got an NEA grant!

“I’m Huge”
“I’m Tremendous”
“I’m Gigantic”

“That’s one big-ass phone”

“I was going to call it ‘The Floating Stereotype’ but decided to go with ‘Dragon Lady’ instead.”

“Diamondheadcold!”

“Is this going to be a snuff film?”

“Look! They’re steamcleaning the horses!”

“Hi, God of Hellfire!”

Prince of Space!

Prince of Space!

Novus

Hi Keeba!

Rock em’ sock em’ archeologists!

That’s not a name, it’s a bad Scrabble hand!

Above, I screwed up one of my favorites quotes! What’s the matter with me?

Obviously, “gigantic” comes before “tremendous.”
Silly me.

Oh yeah, and

“I am the best looking man in the whole middle ages!”

“Hey Ator! Here’s some more fish for you!”

“How’s your snake hangin’?”

“How’d he do that?”

“What’s Ator sitting on?”

And finally, not an actual quote from the show, but something funny my friend said while watching Miles and Miles O’Keefe: “I just want to lick his stomach.” :rolleyes:

“There’s been an accident at the studio!”
“We made Hobgoblins!

Honey Bunches of Death

That. Movie. Sucked. They weren’t even funny enough in their comments to overcome the suckitude of that movie. I was deeply disappointed.

What was the whole joke about Trumpy and the bots doing British accents and calling the rabbits and parakeets “potatoes”? I got whooshed.

How much Keefe is in this movie? Miles O’Keefe!

Frodo gets drunk and screws with the neighbors again.
I have over 200 episodes of the show, so, yeah, you could say I’m a fan.

“Outta the way, Lucifer!”

“Sightsee on your own time, Beelzebub!”

“Ziggy had Garfield neutered, now thats funny!”

“Ah Mr. Clause, you have a nasty habit of surviving”

“Sandy Frank, Sandy Frank, here we go again”

“Who is Merrit Stone”