Mst3000

If I have a son I’m going to name him “Megaweapon”.

Well it’s not so much the apocalypse as it is the humidity ya know.

Sampo! Ask for it by name!

Ah! My nips are burning!

Geez, Ohio looks great after the apocalypse!

“The flying elves are back!”

“D’y’all have any idea how you was framin’ back there?”

“Oh no! The fish moved and didn’t leave a forwarding address!”

“Do you think the U.S. coastguard will be in my niece’s school play?”

AAah! MY SPINE!

/Danger Death Ray Music Mockery

Bah bah dah bah PANTIES
Bah dah dah bah bah bah BRA!!!

/end Danger Death Ray Music Mockery

Awesome episode.

Sanscour

perot!

a thousand gamera quotes i cant remeber …

although am i the only one that thought the actual film commuitary was better than the skits ?

I just thought some of them went on too long and were really labored like bad snl sci fi skits

< sings >
These two girls they are quite a pair
They both come from your worst nightmare
They will haunt your soul forever
And
When you see pink, you’re gonna think “We’re doomed!”

They are agents of Satan…

< /sings>

Fenris

Camera three, get off the track!
Camera three, get off the track!
Nooooooo!

Honey-baked hand

So meezer, I’m guessing the answer to your OP is “yes.”

I have every DVD episode. I get 'em as they come out.

“They must be the ‘Mothra’ Graham Dance Troupe.”

“It’s the CBS Mystery Movie!”
“CBS didn’t have a mystery movie.”
“Yeah, but you won’t let us say NBC Mystery- OW!”

“Bad movie? You’re soaking in it!”

“Oh no! No! They’re doing it clown style!”

“Mr. Wood’s Wardrobe by Mrs. Wood.”

“Gene Hackman? He’s good in anything!”

I’m not posting the URL because it might not be A Propos but true MST3K fans who want to “Keep Circulating the Tapes” should search out the MST3K Digital Archive Project. You’ll be very glad you did.

MEGATRUCK! MEGATRUCK!

Sorry, I just have to do this…

“How much Keefe is in this movie anyways?”

“MILES O’KEEFE”

“Why is she limping?”
“'cause she got shot in the chest with an arrow”
“huh”

“For depressing phone sex call 1-900-Alphalfa”

“Hercules, today is dedicated to Uranus!”
“Why, thank you! I’m flattered…”

Its MEGAWEAPON! MEGAWEAPON!

“Make it slow…make it hurt…yessss megweapon…”

“Megaweapon was cooler than all you guys put together”

“the future is Pong?”

“Any fruit to declare?”

“Y’know, with the well paved roads, ample food and water, I’m actually looking forward to the apocolypse.”

“Gary Busey!? No!”

“Jimmy Carter is the enforcer”

Bob, Bob, Bob of the jungle… watch out for that tree!

The illegal smugling of mimes… nobody wants to talk about it.

Yes, count me in as a fan too.