Mundane Haikus

Gee, yojimboguy,
Marley, yojimboguy, and
there is room to spare

Abbysthrnaccent and
Yojimboguy can share a
a short haiku with grace.

apparently I
cannot count syllables with
accuracy. ick

that was so not a
graceful sharing of haiku
mortified again

Worker bees can leave
Even drones can fly away
The queen is their slave

Remember dearest
AbbySthrnAccent, it
is called poetic license

:cool:

I will try again
Abbysthrnaccent shares
with Yojimboguy.

our own Dear Abby
brings new life into the Sphere
with a southern twang

one has to wonder
old enough to be old maid
where’s Marley’s Sphere child?

hail yojimboguy
hope his muse is a hottie
def poets deserve

no Dopers
dare try
three-two-threes

I dislike parents
When I decided to go
Out today, they were

In the neighborhood
Trying to look for me; damn!
If only I’d not

Gone out right then to
Have lunch and time by myself!
I’d still be mellow

Now I’m all riled up
This is not such a good thing
Tomorrow will come

Perhaps it will be
Different, though I doubt it
Time to myself RULES!

You think so?
Are you
kidding me?

Marley made
question
post haiku!

Marley did indeed
Make a question post haiku
I think that’s awesome!

Abby and Marley
having read some of their posts
formidable gals

Hi Wisest Novel
Welcome to the Straight Dope Board.
Beware addiction.

Abby is
up to
the challenge!

Sloo-oo-oo-oo-oow
The board is sloo-oo-oo-oow
Soon I will fall… zzzzzzzz

ode to Stefanie
self-proclaimed complex woman
every bit of that

brave beyond your years
hero of the underdog
and secretly mine

how big is your heart?
never met an animal
you couldn’t take in

brighter than a star
you consume books like breathing
and exhale the gist

gorgeous? holy cats!
long blond hair and cool blue eyes
slate grey when angry

hard times behind us
you hold the keys to my heart
and strength for trials to come

couldn’t be prouder
have I told you lately that
I love you, daughter?

I don’t know Marley
But his haikus make me laugh
An Easter thank-you

Ok that made me cry.

My teenage daughter
driving us all up the wall
three years 'til college.

you don’t know Marley
but your haiku about her
has made her smile

:smiley:

Another Primate’s
sorry for misgendering
Connecticut girl