Wisest Novel blushes
basks in compliment from Witch
sexy pagan gal
My plans for tonight
Could happily curl up with
a real good novel
lower-case haikus
why is it they remind me
of e. e. cummings?
where are
all of the
short ones?
long way to Boston
daughter’s away; I’m lonely
don’t know Witch to choose
my pencil is dull
electric sharpener is
way across the room
Some kinds of words will
Not require a pencil but
Float from mind to mind.
sending a rootbeer float
cold ice cream and frothy sweet
from my mind to yours
I made a mistake!
I meant, “…sending rootbeer float”
embarrassing gaff :o
I’ll gladly take your
rootbeer float (make mine diet)
no matter how many syllables you use in your haiku
You must be kidding!
Why bother with a diet
rootbeer float? IN DULGE!
My head hurts a lot
It must be because I am
doing my taxes
I’m doing them twice
They were done, then a second
1099 came
I waited on hold
with IRS for hours
forgot why I called
I must fill out forms
no mere mortal has heard of
even experts weep
Hours of struggling
At last my taxes are done!
I owe ten more bucks
You made a mistake.
What kind of excuse is that?
Do better next time.
Meanwhile, to make good
your disgrace, on your knees and
Squeal like a piglet!
How is it that I,
a bright, intelligent guy,
can’t even get laid?
Dog barks at sunrise.
My damn shotgun is empty.
My taser is charged!
Madison, my home.
Number one on so many lists.
Are we cool, or what?
Carefully counting
syllables, so IM friends
cannot tease with glee.
Marley taxes are
like jumping through hoops sans feet.
I got a refund!
The quote that comes to
Mind, you see, is “Thou Doth Pro-
Test too much”-I see !!!
For surely it’s said
"The Play’s The Thing Wherein We
Catch the conscience of
The King who left us
While Queen Mother Reigned Supreme
Whose sun never set
Till One Equinox
Laid waste her Reign and brought us
To this present day
Each word a gemstone
Finely tumbled from fine lips
To grace these pages
No, yojimboguy,
I didn’t make a mistake
Datek mailed late
Hey, AbbySthrn
How’s our TechnoSphere baby?
When you gonna pop?
No yojimboguy,
squealing like a piglet is
out of the question.
Is is best left to
people with four syllable
screen names just like yours.
Preview is my friend
I got lucky this time, but
Preview is my friend
I haven’t a clue
when my technosphere baby
is due. Be patient.
Your screen name inspires,
oh AbbySthrnAccent,
what a space filler!
I, yojimboguy
need more syllables than you
if you use your name.
I, yojimboguy,
You, AbbySthrnAccent,
we can’t share ONE line? 
I beg forgiveness
It’s my first one, can you tell?
Anticipation