You can be sitting there watching the whole world collapse on itself… Ugly dirty depressing…
Then a girl walks into the room (in this case my pregnant wife)… and flowers just flow from her in every conceivable (and some uncoceivable) direction.
WOWOOWW
p.s.
I know, I know…
I’m too old, get a job, your wife is pregnant… yadda yadda
I made $100k today so I’m entitled to a little celebration
See you in a few hours. Have fun.
Thanks… I have to leave this screen or I’m gonna get a headache… but… “uncoceivable” 
hahah
Hey, it looks like you only think you left…you’re still here.
Good timing…now you’re gone…far, far gone.
So you eat some mushies, and then come post on a messageboard?
Wow…and I thought that*** I*** didn’t have a life.
Hope you enjoy your, um, time-out mate. After the bairn arrives, there’ll be no more Mr Fun Guy for you!!
Heh. 
Eleusis, please don’t post while high–whether that be from drink, shrooms, weed, LSD or anything else.