** I’ve got no idea what to do with these pumpkins.
Ask the Internet Oracle Priest **
Pit:
** Open Letter To Michael Moore
I fucking love Canadians!!!
**
MPSIMS:
** I threw up on the substitute and now I’m a hero
I am the most famous doper…
**
I’ll stop now.
Pit:
**Can we act like adults for a second?
Conciliation My Ass: I Still Think Bush Is Satan **
MPSIMS:
Dogs Love Newly Circumcised Baby Penis by START
I love gummy candy! by Tabby_Cat
I can’t believe what I’ve just found out about my ex-boss
Naked man mounts airplane
I guess his out-of-work activities are his own business…
(and hey,it said the gender wasn’t specified. That’s why!)
We’re Getting a Visit From Fred Phelps!
He stood me up!
MPSIMS
Questions sure to get you in trouble
Oh poker gods, what have I done to offend thee?
Help Desperately Needed…
The Pit:
My wife is threatening to sick Dr. Phil on me because…
something funny is going on
Hey BTW there’s already one of these threads that’s still less than 2 days old!
From MPSIMS:
Aesiron was in a little accident this morning.
Mrs Diogenes is pregnant again
From MPSIMS:
Public Service: 11 signs you may be a crank
Naked man mounts airplane…
From Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share (MPSIMS)
**What’s the most surreal moment you’ve had lately?
Naked man mounts airplane… **
Also MPSIMS:
**Vaguely inappropriate things you know you shouldn’t do
I just sneezed and farted at the same time **
**Mrs. Diogenes is pregnant again **
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We’re Getting a Visit From Fred Phelps!
Please forgive me, Mrs. Dio, but…
A Life Is Ruined…
Naked man mounts airplane…
Mrs. Diogenes is pregnant again
The whole thread had me laughing but this one definitely takes the prize. A beautiful threefer.
In MPSIMS:
I just made a chocolate fountain!
Vaguely inappropriate things you know you shouldn’t do
In GQ:
Excrement cheese?
Claims in latest Ann Coulter column
MPSIMS:
** We’re Getting a Visit From Fred Phelps!
The Heloise & Coldfire household just got a little more crowded… **
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MPSIMS:
**What’s the most surreal moment you’ve had lately?
Mrs. Diogenes is pregnant again
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