Has been canceled until further notice. Thank you.
Ah, fuck that. Here I am, all nekkid and oiled up! Plus, I brought two kegs of Guinness!
Damn. Now what?
…oh god… now theres a nekkid oiled man alone in my thread… what kind of exterminator do you call…
Now just put down the guinness and back out coldfire. No. I said PUT DOWN the guinness first!
Aaahh guinness maybe that will help me sleep.
All this oil’s gonna ruin my sheets though .
Hey , hold on why are there only 3 naked oiled up guys here?
:: Keeping eyes locked at head height ::
:::neatly folding the road map that she read correctly, then putting it back in the glove box where it belongs:::
Hello? Is this Whammo’s nekkid oily party?
Ummm…why are there only three nekkid oily men here?
:::slowly backs out the door:::
coughs uneasily
So, yojimbo…, Whammo… fancy a pint eh?
That’s it hold it at a angle , take it easy and let it settle , then put the rest in .
The perfect pint 
_/ _/ _/ Here ya go lads. Be carful, this oil makes it hard to hold the glass.
ahhh… yojimbo… you are talking about beer right?? Cause I don’t know nothing about no gay stuff…
Ahhh Persephone!! Welcome… now that I’m naked and oiled I DO remember ONE thing women are good for. Would you like complimentary knee pads?
BwaaaHAHAHAH!!!
I am soooo sorry… thats just wrong of me. I-did-not-mean-that. I’m sure of it. 
::takes this opportunity to snap a few photos of the three, just in case Whammo, Coldfire or Yojimbo ever get rich and famous::
Can anyone say blackmail? <veg>
Now there’s a “kodak moment” that Shayna doesn’t need.
Why yes, Whammo, I’d love some kneepads!
:::takes kneepads from Whammo, and SMACKS him across the face:::
Thank you! If I’d hit you barehanded, I surely would have broken a nail!
Now toss me a beer, would you? Much appreciated!
Let’s see, three naked, oily men drinking beer, Persephone with some kneepads, Kiva taking pictures—hmmm…where do I start? I finally get to one of these thing early and it has the makings of a good one! Can the girls get naked and oily too?
Whoohoo! One more gal and it’s a 1:1 ratio…
slides in
You rang? Now then…I’m naked, oily, and want a beer, dammit. Let’s party!!!
Can I have the oil back? The baby is still a quart low.
hey, Whammo, congrats, dude! 
Oil, eh? Who wants a backrub?
I felt bad that everyone seemed to desert this thread just when it was getting good!
yes, i noticed that also. Hey folks, come back!! free backrubs!!!