That’s right folks! It’s post 1313!!!
The hot tub has been drained, disinfected, and refilled with baby oil. I’ve got ice, towels, and erotic movies and literature on hand!
But, that’s all I have! Someone bring something cool over, and let’s make a party of this, shall we? I haven’t had one since 700!
Everyone is invited, bring your friends!
Hmmm…I may wait till post 2626. Twice the fun?
I can’t bring something cool, but how about something hot… ME?!
Woo Hoo baby!
Oh there are going to be girls? Well in that case…Hot Damn! for all…
::walks in wearing a towel and toting various paints and brushes::
I always thought that body paintings were really cool. So, here I am. Happy 1313, Mr. Cynical. ::smooch::
:Walks in and notices hot oil bath:
Hmmm… that might be hard to wash out of my swimsuit - I guess I’ll just have to go naked.
:removing clothes:
So, tell me about yourself…
hot oil!! damn, dude , you really know how to throw a party. Back rubs & foot rubs for all!! Ladies first, of course! 
So, with all the nude people running around, baby oil-filled hot tub and liquor flowing, I can’t help but ask: How’s the new baby???
(Sorry, had to do it!)
And, how’s livin’ on Mockingbird lane?
I inted to help make a few more in this thread, demo! Now, ladies, join me in the hot-tub for a zesty session! Demo, you may watch. Or film, your choice.
WOOHOO!! A party. What better way to spend my 500th post but in a hottub!! Do I get my backrub now??
OH! I brought some tequilla anyone want to share it with me??
Shayna’s gonna be there? I’m in!
Here’ I’ll toss in this old pack of dental floss. Use it how you wish.
::meanders in wearing freshly applied liquid latex::
Hey Mr. C! Once I dry, wanna peel me?
Happy 1313!!
I’ll be happy to share your tequila, Angkins. Here, have a Coors to go with it.
Congrats, Mr. Cynical. Nice party.
(Big Bopper voice) Oh baby, you knnooooww what I like!
I thought I heard the word party! Here I am! Congrats to you, Mr C, and here’s to many more! Now, I don’t know if the oil will wash out of my purple bikini…hmmm…
What say you, Mr C? On or off?
I brought some 151 and Coke, is that cool enough for you?
brandocet - The party’s just beginning! Anyway, I’ll be to 2626 in like 4 months, wooohoo!
Shayna - Come on over here, and sit on my lap 
I’ve got a lil’ secret for you (and I stress Lil!)
Silver_Fire - Daym, girl, I hereby paint you SEXY! Now, come on over here, and sit on my lap, too.
Zyada - Hot Baby Oil baths are best enjoyed nude. ::carrying Shayna and Silver_Fire with him:: Join me for a dip? Dance for me?
Danielinthewolvesden - Zyada here had a rough day on her feet, care to massage those soles for her? Wooo owoo!
Democritus - Bring your lady! Jump on in!
Angkins - You’ll get more than your back rubbed if you keep the tequila flowing!
Monster104 - Don’t be stingy with that floss! Each of the ladies gets 14 inches of it, with which to design and model a swimsuit. You can judge!
Sue Duhnym - I’ll peel that off with my teeth! (I’ll use my tongue in the delicate areas, of course.)
MysterEcks - Coors is the nectar of the Gods. You are more than welcome at any party of mine, and I’ll be sure to crash your next one!
purplebear - Take it off! The legions of those of us who are “not married to purplebear” will thank you for it!
Who’s next! I’ve gots a rack o’ribs on the grill, and munchies in the kitchen!
wanders in
Hmmm…I agree that the oil won’t wash off, so…strips
Now then. Daniel, I heard you were offering back & foot rubs? grins
Hey and congratulations.
Am I to late or is someone still here??
I got some Swedish vodka with me.
wanders by to grab a monster-sized ham sandwitch
Conga-Rats, Dude.
::: walks in wearing …
Hell, even I can’t beat Sue in latex. Who am I kidding?
I’ll just go straight for the naked hot oil bath, thankyouverymuch.
I brought (homemade) Sangria that’ll knock you on your ass and some hot wings. Eat up!
Congrats, MrC, you tramp.