Who am I to turn down a super happy fun lucky post party?
May I have a beer please??
Congratulations on the megapost count, Mr. C! Truly a grand accomplishment, and with a new mini-Mr. C in the house, too!
Daniel hon, when your table is free, I have this spot on my back that has been bothering me. Do you think you could just give it the attention of your magical fingers? Just for an hour or so? Or maybe a day or so? Or…
All right, all right, I will get in line. Sheesh!
(Standing in a very, very long line)
Scotti
Hi, I just came to have my nails done–HEY! Hot oil! Suh-weet! Any margaritas around?
Howdy, Shayna, Sue! Shall we form a babe-clique and giggle and point at the men while we sip our drinks?
Sure! Although, since it’s Mr. Cynical’s party, when we point at him we have to hold our hands a foot apart and nod knowingly.
Well since the ladies seemingly have a dilemma over whether to wear their swimsuits or not for fear of ruining them I humbly offer a suggestion.
pulls out a box full of paints
I’ll paint swimsuits on you to give you the illusion of wearing something?
Any takers?
Rocking party Mr C (I feel like a Happy Days character saying that btw). But we have to do something about that music points to the TV wherea blue movie is playign complete with obligatory bad 70s music soundtrack
Hmmmph! I dont even like parties… pouts in a corner
sad look through puppydog eyes
Who needs round numbers anyway?
Scotti, do you think I would make YOu stand in lINE. never. I’ve just got done here with zyada’s toesies, and now it’s falcons turn. But you can help, instead of just standing there*. 
Now, first we must make sure we don’t get any oil on the garments, and the best way to do that…
- (get the camera out, Mr. C, trust me on this one)
Mmmmmmm… Thanks daniel, these toesies feel soo much better.
Dancing? Love to, but all this oil has made me SOOOOOO slippery, I just don’t think I could stay upright.
Maybe I could do some floorwork…
Thanks so much, baby, I’ll just stand here and anoint you with oil as necessary.
Oh, and do you want me to peel this grape before I feed it to you?
Scotti
::hops in the tub with the women::
Hey, can we get something to drink over here? Preferably with lots of alcohol?