where’s michael landon when you need him? okay hoss, here’s what i need. my UserName is really utterly dull. it’s just my name for god’s sakes. that is what people actually call me (jb farley). so i need a new name. and a new face. tcburnett is making me a fake passport.
new name- suggestions please. classical reference (Aeneas), childish nickname (Checher), dada creation (Urgent_Jerky), clever anagram (yelraf_bj), whateva. i will sort through them all. remember people, whatever you suggest may just be picked, and will probably stay on these boards over and over and over. so don’t try nothing cute.
new face- any shady plastic surgeons, perhaps with criminal ties, in the Pennjerdel area? a name or phone number will be just fine.
DAMMIT! Is this the wrong forum for this? I actually wondered before i posted, but it definitely wasn’t a great debate, didn’t quite fit as a mundane pointless mentionable, hopefully wouldn’t belong in the Pit, and since i wasn’t holding forth on a particular position didn’t seem to fit in IMHO. gq seemed to make the most sense. GRRAARRGH!
manny, if this is the wrong place (as the writing on the phosphor-coated wall seems to say) please accept my humble apologies and do not hesitate to move or destroy this thread. although i wouldn’t mind you weighing in with a new name before you shut this whole crooked operation down.
consider this an instance of egregious ignorance being eradicated, with extreme prejudice.
Actually, it fits that really quite well. So I’ll move this thread to MPSIMS.
Name suggestions? Gimme 24 hours on that. Seeing how I came up with my username while sipping on a cocktail thinking about secret bomb projects while staring at a skyline, I really can’t promise to have any value-added on that subject. But I’ll give it a shot.
How about Val Con yos’Phelium? (Anyone besides me know where that’s from?) Retruance Constable? Kusac Aldatan? Kaid Tallinu? Long-Drink McGonnigle? Vlad Taltos? Lucien LaCroix? Javier Vachon? The Wizard Himaggery? Irwin Maurice Fletcher?
I’d say don’t be in a hurry. (Weren’t you just Farley before? I thought someone was named after the comic strip.)
I kind of missed my old name after a month and stuck it into my sig. Maybe I’ll become evermiddlebie? Doesn’t sound right. I just hope I never turn into an oldbie and start pointing to my post count. (Like YOU!)
Happy 136th! or 167 or whatever you have by now.
These post count threads always cheer me up, no matter what the number. I guess I just like party hats.
I’ll need to know more about you to suggest a name that fits your personality.So send me an email describing what you are like.Pesonality and intrests and such.Anything else that might give me ideas.Also,tell me what kind of image you project or want to project.I may suck at picking a name for someone else but who knows I might help you find the perfect name!I’ll do my best;)
