This person has been my friend since 6th grade when he moved here. however he is starting to piss me off. he just says random annoying things and when i have asked him to stop many times he still doesn’t understand that he pisses me off. What the hell am i supposed to do about it
… and I thought to myself, ‘Well, it’s only $15, and I’m already naked, so what the heck’…
Why don’t you start saying random annoying things back? Then play the mimic game.
I got a drunken phone call from a friend the other day that consisted of nothing but “people in your life…me and <me’s wife>…your friends…you know…yeah…<repeat ad infinitum>”
It was pretty annoying too 
If it wasn’t for my horse, I never would have spent that year in college.
Rays…from the 1920’s, causing death.
They say North America and England are two countries seperated by the Atlantic Ocean… and it’s true!
You know those two pot yoghurt things, where you get some plain yoghurt and some jam-type substance, and you’re supposed to tip one into the other and then mix them and eat them?
What’s all that about then?
maybe I’m doing it wrong
So, like yeah.
Darmok and Jalad, at Tanagra.
When the walls fell.
Soka, his eyes are open!
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
You’re very tall.
Let me set the record straight. I thought the cop was a prostitute.
NARF!
I burn your dog!
Word up.
Whatever.
(quiet possibly the most annoying thing to say. )
Whatever
(even more so when you do the mimic thing)
…and she stepped on the ball.
I completely missed baseball_dudes 1 thru 11,999. Was there a memo?
They must still be working out the kinks in the storytelling routines.