Ok, so I really wish that old people would stop coming to Wal-Mart to try to return things. I’m tired of my customers that I got like this:
Old Woman 1: Wants to return an 18-pack of washcloths because they were made in Pakistan, but brought them in the wrong packaging, which was actually for “flour sacks”, but I don’t really know what you use those for.
Old Man 1: Wanted to return a 150 dollar air conditioner without a receipt, and would not accept a gift card, and demanded cash, and it took 4 managers to calm him down, and then he stormed off and his wife got a gift card
Old Man 2: Wanted to exchange coffeemakers. As I always do, I looked inside the box, and indeed, there was a coffeemaker. Scan box UPC, and we don’t carry it. He screams and screams that he KNOWS he bought it here, and sure enough, we do carry it. BUT HE PUT IT IN THE WRONG BOX, for a coffeemaker that was completely different.
Old man 3: Returns a 2400 dollar plasma screen, with receipt, because he “can’t program it”.
But then, it’s also moving-in time for all the sorority and fraternity people. So I get to deal with this too:
Bratty spoiled whore 1: “I umm… bought this fan, and it was supposed to have a remote, and umm… it didn’t have one… and ummm…” So I go over, look at the fan, press where it says “Push” and a door opens, with a remote inside.
Bratty spoiled whore 2: “I got these as wedding gifts and they are SOOOOO UGLY!!! I want my money back.” Nothing has UPCs. Some of the stuff we don’t carry. Thanks for making a return take 30 minutes, bitch
Clueless frat boy 1: “Yeah, umm, this vacuum cleaner has lost suction… I want to trade it for another one.” (No receipt). ::open up vacuum:: There’s your problem! You never changed the bag! Waste of oxygen, that one was.
Or the contractors/construction workers/immigrants doing lawn work who don’t speak English, but somehow run through a Weed Eater every other week, and we keep replacing them.
Sorry, guys. I like venting.