My boobs are my Saviour.

[matt_mcl]

*Originally posted by Satisfying Andy Licious *
**You should be very proud, Papa.
Papa? **

Papaveraceae: the poppy family.
As for the First Church of Boobs… I look on it much as I look on the Christian Church: interested from an architectural standpoint, but not a believer (left the church in my teens).

[Papaveraceae]

*Originally posted by Satisfying Andy Licious *
**You should be very proud, Papa.

Papa? **

yes dear?

[Satisfying_Andy_Licious]

*Originally posted by Papaveraceae *
**

yes dear? **

** matt_mcl’s** explanation cleared things up for me. But for a while there, I had the strangest vision …

[Papaveraceae]

LOL.

I read an article a while back about a young man who took a drunken dare to get breast implants and leave them in for one year. Pictures proved that he actually did it. Apparently after his year was up he decided to keep them.
Would that go along with your strange vision?

[Satisfying_Andy_Licious]

*Originally posted by Papaveraceae *
**LOL.

I read an article a while back about a young man who took a drunken dare to get breast implants and leave them in for one year. Pictures proved that he actually did it. Apparently after his year was up he decided to keep them.
Would that go along with your strange vision? **

Exactly. I was thinking that fathers are getting much more involved in nursing their children.

As for the guy who left them in – well, that sounds like a major lifestyle choice.

Didn’t Marilyn Manson have implants?

[Papaveraceae]

I dont think he does~ the pictures of marilyn with breasts that I have seen are all from Mechanical Animals promos. Although it makes me wonder…would Dita be into that?

[Salem]

*Originally posted by Wyatt *
**raises hand Salem then, consider me Found!!!

**

OOOOOOOOh sweet mystery of Wyatt, at last I found you.

See, I’m in trouble already. I hurt myself on that high note.

[AquaPura]

*Originally posted by danceswithcats *
**An lo, it came to pass, a deceiver amongst the pure Sisters of Boobage. Her name was called Pamela, from the tribe of the Bimbites, and she had not natural boobies, but those from a foreign land. And it was murmured among the Elders, “Yea, she smelleth of silicone.” The younger men of the camp, those not wise in the ways of natural mammaries, did giggle, saying, “Nice rack,” and performed abominations, even unto the spanking of monkeys.

Until one day, anger was kindled in the heart of AquaPura and the High Priestess did rise up, eyes flashing fire, and nipples erect through her vestments, and cast out the bearer of false breasts called Pamela, saying “Get thy store bought titties out from before our eyes, and take thy doofus Lee of Tommy with thee.” And so Pamela went forth and was banished to the land of E! reruns and other portions of the wilderness.

Then did the men of the land rise up, and they gazed upon the High Priestess, and saw that she was a hottie, and did rend the garments of their concubines asunder, and did fall every one upon his staff, and a mighty coupling was had in the land, and the people knew it felt great, and was good.

Here endeth the lesson. **

And yea, the message was good to behold. Sing it danceswithcats, sing it proud and loud, thy natural titties are the bestest titties however, if thouest did not come equipted with nautral titties Saline ones are permittied and worshiped just as well along with the natural, For not all of us are so blessed. However, if one uses these facsimile titties for evil as the she-beast Pamela has you shall be cast DOWN into the flat land! The land of Board Flatness where there is nothing to worship! Fear this unbelievers!!!
On recieving this sermon you have risen from acolyte to Preistess in Traning. Kneel thou to recieve your Training Bra Amulet so all may know of your accomplishment!

All are welcome to worship! Even those with manboobage and small boobage, for all boobage is great. So be not afraid Psalex, you are welcome here too for it is not the size of the boobage that counts for the most, but for how proudly they are carried! So hold your boobage high and erect sisters and brothers! (Even if thouest must useth hands to do so) And be at one with the Saviour!

[Plankspanker]

Huzzah!!! a religion i want to believe in :D. But seriously, my man-boobs are about an A cup. what can i get for that?

[TwistofFate]

*Originally posted by Satisfying Andy Licious *

Papa?

nicole?

[Wyatt]

HalleBooBjah, sisters and brothers!
I have Seen the lace!

[Wyatt]

Can I hear an **“A-Mam!”!?!?!?!?

[Simple_Dreamer]

Psst, Wyatt… need to work on that montra again of closing your tags, and PIYF.

[Satisfying_Andy_Licious]

*Originally posted by lieu *
**So… maybe I will start attending Mass. **

I want to start attending Mams.

[AquaPura]

This is quite possibly the longest thread this lurker has thought up.

Whoda thunk it?!?

[Satisfying_Andy_Licious]

*Originally posted by AquaPura *
**This is quite possibly the longest thread this lurker has thought up.

Whoda thunk it?!? **

If it’s about bosoms, it gets plenty of attention on this board.

As it should. Bosoms are proof that God loves us.

[Rysdad]

Nothing better than unwrapping the presents on Boobsmass Day!

[Wyatt]

:smack: **
Naw, at our house we do all the unwrapping on
BreastMass eve!
and we get to put all our attention on what we have in our stockings on Breastmass Day!
Personally, I think the celebration of Breast Mass should carry over to every day of the year!

[Wyatt]

“Sidney…” Said Wyatt
“Yes, sir?” replied Sidney the Porter, eh, as he pushed the cart with 16 cases of sarsparilla down the street.
“I believe I’ve killed the thread…”
“Killed who, sir?”
“Not who, it, I believe I’ve killed the thread!”
“Yes, sir.” Sidney sighed.

[FreeRange_Maniac]

You didn’t kill the thread, Wyatt, it was just resting. How did I miss this one?! 48DD, all mine, and my hubby is damn proud of em!