My boobs are very big today. (TMI)

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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So, I’m going on a beach vacation and I decided to skip my period last month (by doubling up on my BCP) so that I would have my period right before my vacation and then be period free for the duration.

I’m on Marvelous Marvelon[sup]TM[/sup] - known in some circles as the “Boob Pill”. Go on it, you get boobs.

Unfortunatly, if you take it for 6 weeks straight, you get double the boobs. These things are massive - which sounds good until you realize that they’re so sore I can barely put on a bra. Poor SO - looks at the boobs but if he comes anywhere near them he gets a punch in the ribs.

I’ve never been so looking forward to getting my period in my life…

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We need photographic proof of these assertions, this being the SDMB and all. So, make with the boobies.

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I can only provide numbers. My normally 38" bust has swelled to 40" inches today.

Ow.

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She has, in the past, posted pictures of herself.

Athletic, gymnastic pictures. Oh hell, you know what I mean.

She did not require enhancements of any kind, just so you know. She just looked like a (very) healthy young woman.

I’m going out on a limb, and advocating no tampering with perfection.

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Well, I wasn’t going to get them cut off…yet.

I’ll wait to see if they shrink back to their normal size…:smiley:

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I don’t know why I try with this thing. My preferred method of communication is most definitely not the written word. I am forced, therefore, to be blunt.

Alice, don’t screw around with your boobs. They’re perfect the way they are, and screwing with perfection makes engineers cry.

I don’t know what else I can do here. Can I get some help guys?

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Well, I wasn’t actually looking for a way to repair them, I was just sort of grousing about them 'cus they hurt - ya know?

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Dammit, I can’t take BCPs because of my other meds. I want to control my periods and boobs too.

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I’m told ice helps reduce swelling. Let me get that for ya…

Ow! Stop hitting me! Ow! Ow!!

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Do you make him drive 5 MPH over rail road tracks, and speed bumps like Howard Hughes did for Jane Russell so her breasts wouldn’t be jostled or damaged?

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Note to self: call midwife on Monday, switch pills.

(If my boobs get even bigger it’ll draw attention away from my big ass, see …)

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Well, there’s always warm flapjacks for swollen bosoms, right? Right?

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So, **Abbie **and alice–how you gals doing’?
:wink:

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Can Daddy kiss and make it all better? :wink:

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You’ve got plenty of boobs. :smiley:

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I was on Marvelon. I never heard it described as that at all. My boobs sure didn’t get any bigger. I was on it for about a year and a half. I’m still a 12B.

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One of my first highlights of joining this fine place was AiW’s awesome rack.

Sorry 'bout the soreness. My last SO used to go through the same thing. Her breasts were pretty darn sensitive in the first place, tho. What about you?
signed, a fan of breasts

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Waaaaaah! I never got to see the pics! sniffle…

…And I’m with you, NCB - a fan all the way…

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Wait wait wait. Y’all can take a pill to make them bigger?

Damn, this is the future!

[elaine benes]How do you people live with those things?[/elaine benes]

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Okay, I’m on Implanon right now. If I took the marvelon I had before I went on it, do you think my boobs’d grow?