I do not, nor have I ever known Anal Scurvy.
Furthermore, the visual is horrifying! :eek:
Nothing like a good ass-scratching to brighten any day, I say!
I registered last December and then got tossed out in the board crash. Had to re-register in March. I can’t be the only one. 
I’ve never been to a luau…sounds interesting. Migraines! Have had them since I was 7. Nowadays 3 or 4 Motrin and a glass of Diet Coke will head it off before it becomes problematic. That means I’m one of the lucky ones I guess…hope things get better for you soon.
Pretty much what happened to me. I had to change my screen name too. And I had a really good fart thread going that got obliterated.:mad:
Thanks, Motrin and strong coffee usually head it off for me, but sometimes nothing works.
Wait for it 
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