Dear Cousin,
I thought we talked about this. How could you let this deceitful no good bitch trick you into marrying her? I know you aren’t that intellectual, but you are smart. You know how to do practically anything. However, you royally fucked up this time. I am ashamed she has my maiden name. I know you are family and ties are strong in the south, but I really don’t think I can have much of a relationship with you anymore. I mean I can’t stand to be around her or you for that matter. My tongue aches from the teeth I sink into it, to keep from starting a family fued. So, if I don’t call or come by, she’s why.
Love,
Lyra
Background for dopers:
I have but one cousin. I am also his only cousin. He meets this “trash slut” and begins to date her. They break up after about 2 years. HOORAY!!! During this break up, he tells me, "You know, Lyra, I want to meet a nice, good, career girl like yourself. I know “trash slut” is trash and I am glad we broke up. " I think, this is great, he finally has come to his senses. Well 3 months later what do you know? “trash slut” has moved in with him again. ARRRGGHHH!!!
I get a phone call the first week of November 2001, that they are getting married November 16. Whhooooosshhh…what a surprise. Well, “trash slut” was drunk off her ass at the wedding and acted a total idiot. I am glad I am not the typical “party girl” and I wasn’t there to see most of it. Because she got so drunk, this dispelled the rumors, that she must be pregnant for him to marry her. Well, first part of December, we all get the call they are having a child in September 2002. However, they aren’t very specific on the due date. Two weeks ago, she goes out to a bar with my cousin. The next day, she tells me yeah I don’t remember much of last night, it must have been all the beer I drank. Whatttt??? You took your unborn child out last night and you and the baby got drunk? You are fucking dumb whore. And the worst part is I find out today you are due in 3-6 weeks. That tells me, this isn’t the first time you and the baby went out for a drink. I hate you. You are the epidemy of dumb trashy southern hick women.
Want to hear more? She has 2 other children, and she doesn’t have custody of either one. The first is in custody of his father, the second who knows. I have only heard her mention the second one maybe twice. And she is stupid enough to let people throw her a baby shower. Instead of invitations, you should be mailing out adoption notices. You have to be a pretty fucked-up mother to not have custody of 2 children. You make me sick. And cousin, dear, you are a fucking idiot as well.
