Totally mundane and pointless, but maybe my shitty day turned sunshine will give you something to look forward to. . . It’s a vent, but it feels good.
7:30 AM.
(Crappy) Roll into the office. Dickh-Ed (the useless coworker) is in my office, so immediately I raise my personal shields and get all surly. I have to teach a class today, and just his existence pisses me off. He begins by saying something to the effect that I need to be on time for work, because I need to set the example. I ignore Shith-Ed.
7:34 AM
(Crappy) Begin prepping for the class by setting up a conference call. Call goes through, I prattle with the teacher in Ohio for a bit. Life goes on, and I leave the classroom.
7:35 AM
(Crappy) No f*ckin’ coffee in the pot. Damned civilians. . .
7:37 AM
(Crappy) Back in my office, I take a few minutes to read my e-mail. Usual company-wide spam about “Softball Game tonight!”. Fuckh-Ed reminds me that 3 months ago I signed up for a morning “Breakfast sandwich Sale” that he only organized for a few weeks so he can look like he does some work. I note he’s checking his stocks online (against company policy). I mumble some affirmment on my behalf.
7:39 AM
(Crappy)I’m out of tea and coffee in my desk. I’m also out of change in my desk to buy a soda. Fuckin’ thieves. . .
7:40 AM
(Happy)I bum some instant coffee from a friend. We chit chat for a few minutes. (Crappy) I head into the classroom to make sure the conference call is still good. It is, but the computers I’m using aren’t connected to the server yet. Minor frustration.
7:43 AM
(Very very Happy) I get an e-mail saying the following: “Candidate’s waiver has been approved.” Ya know what this means? I’m going on a business trip! Dreams of travel pay and beaucoup bucks swirl in my head! Financial independence at last! I can start saving up for my truck!! And best of all, the other guy slated to go, can stay here and get married on the day he origially planned!! Win-win situation!! Quick question for y’all: Anyone ever been to Kuwait?!?
Fast forward to 11:00 AM
(Kinda crappy/kinda happy) Teaching 15 students at once is difficult, especially when the Internet is about as bumpy as Charleton Heston’s skin. Conference call is still working, but the grainy voice is getting on my nerves. I have a small aneurism, but that’s okay. I go to lunch, and swing by another department to find that corrections I needed them to make are done ahead of time (happy). I can fax these over to a higher corporate office (a MAJCOM - don’t ask) (happy). But Dickh-ed informs me that I have been tasked to be his assistant for an incoming VIP (very crappy). But the VIP is only here for one day (neutral). I still have exposure to Fuckh-Ed. I get back from lunch and get started with the afternoon class again.
Fast forward to 3:00 PM
(Kinda crappy) Class is pissing me off. More router troubles downtown boot all of my students off. I have to have the teacher in Ohio stop for a bit, holding up 18 other classrooms around the country. Some students also repeatedly ask dumb questions (“How do I get into the Word again?”). But, class ends on time and I get to go shopping for food.
3:30 PM
(Very Happy!) My boss’s boss’s boss decides that we flew enough airplanes last month. We have this Friday off. 4-day weekend!!
4:00 PM
(Happy) I figure my entire 3 weeks of groceries will cost me $75 - $100. It only costs me $58. Damn, I got mad shoppin’ skillz.
6:00 PM
(Kinda happy/kinda crappy) Devils and Penguins face off. Game tied at the end of the 1st.
7:45 PM
(Bittersweet happy) Devils are up 3 - 2 in the 3rd, but I gotta leave the house because I’ve got my own game to play tonight at the local ice rink.
10:30 PM
(Very very happy) I get home all beat up and tired. Alas, the Devils win 4 - 2. It’s a great day.
So, yeah, the crappies outnumber the happies, but the happies have more weight behind them. Amazing how the little shit will piss me off, but one or two really cool things make yer day. Go ahead, feel free to vent. I’ll listen. . .
Tripler
Really, anyone ever been to Kuwait?