A man’s worst enemy in the dating world is another man, do you agree with this writer?
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Do you doodle?
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Is this the expected level of follow through for OKCupid?
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Did anyone else survive the sequester?
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What Wins Wictory When Waging Wars
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The exclamation “ow” - is it English-only?
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**Why do people shake their legs while sitting down?
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People say I use too much innuendo in my day-to-day language.
I say it’s a fallacy. 
Where does the Catholic church put its teachings on record?
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How long are you willing to spend at a doctor’s office?
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Are there atheists who are not really arrogant?
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** The Number of the Beast…**
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Can you even have too much innuendo?
Questions Only
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Longest Serving US Mayor
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Pick your least favorite governor and explain why
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What caused this mysterious car damage?
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How do they keep the outside of the Qaaba clean and shiny?
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What kind of God would you believe in and follow?
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Guess who I invited over for dinner.
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What is Dudley holding?
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This thread is far more hilarious then it has any right to be.
Kristen Schaal’s stand up special
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Can your dick do tricks? Or perhaps laundry or what? If so… call me!
I thought your mom was the answer to everything.
The Truth About What Causes Homosexuality Your mom.
What are the 3 important qualities that you seek in your partner? Your mom, your mom, your mom.
What did Japan want when bombing Pearl Harbor? Your mom.
Gardening dopers - help! What to plant under a tree? Your mom.
How do you say “24 hours a day” in Greek? Your mom.
My son wants to go to a Hannah Hart Meet Up. What to expect? Your mom.
Although I suppose you could combined the two, and answer all of the questions above with “My dick in your mom.”
What should I be considering with regards to refinancing a house with my Dad? My dick in your mom.
The possibilities, like my dick in your mom, are endless.
Hey man, there’s only ONE reason to bring your mom into this thread…
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** Michigan Dopers, what do you think of these two places?**
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If you don’t see ads, how do you find out about new products?
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Best bike for recreational street riding - 300 - 500
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Words and phrases that are criminal
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One wish, guaranteed to come true - what’s your wish?
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Why do people shake their legs while sitting down?
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How to screen psychologists / counselors?
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How are tech updates decided upon?
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BTW, the “Why are there only female US Treasurers…?” is my OP, and the response given by the two of you upthread is far better and equivalent in logic than what I received.
This thread is like fart jokes in visual comedy. It just works.
Longest serving US mayor
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Toofs, I think your dick best go apologize over in IMHO. 
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