Open-water fishing season just started here, and I’m picturing a couple of guys in a boat, tape measure out, deciding if it’s big enough to keep, or if they have to “throw it back”.
(I liked the story about the guys who were playing Trivial Pursuit and one guy’s answer to everything was “My dick”. Then up came the question “What is the largest organ in the human body?” and he thought for a moment and said “The skin”. Correct, piece of cheese, cheers all round… and he added “It has to be, to fit around my dick”.)
**Euphemisms and terms that are confusing in context. **
My dick.
**What is the biggest silly mistake you ever made? **
My dick.
**Share your mental picture of your fellow doper(s) **
My dick.
**Scooby Doo! Where are you! **
My dick.
**If you could have any vehicle from a movie, which would it be? **
My dick.
**Where does the Catholic church put its teachings on record? **
My dick.
**What’s your favorite word and why? **
My dick.
**Questions on the rear entry position. **
My dick.
North Korea tries–and fails–to nuke Hawaii. How would you want the US to respond?
My dick.
**Why are scientists so sure that dark matter exists? **
My dick.
This is the best sophomoric laugh I’ve had in months. It’s better than “That’s what she said”. I’m snorting and gasping for air. I guess we all know why that is…
