My doggie loves a good booty smacking!

Haha, ok. Did you miss the part about him loving it reacting happily to it? If you met this dog and saw him around me you’d know he’s well loved and not abused. But, take solace in the fact that he’s going back to the shelter any way and won’t be suffering my “abuse” for much longer.

One should never beat a dog. Whether you think he lilkes it or not. It’s unnecessary. However, your returning the animal to a shelter is a good thing, for the dog. Please avoid pet ownership in the future.

My monkey enjoyed a good spanking on a regular basis.

This forced me to get a seeing eye dog.

Morgenstern, I don’t know if you’re being serious or not, but please drop the hijack. If you feel another poster is in the wrong, feel free to report the post or take it to the Pit.

If you think a crime was committed, then do it yourself. Then go threadshit somewhere else.

Let’s try to avoid drive-by comments like this in the future.

It’s pretty much a given that cats are just small furry pervs. SFW, but you might get some funny looks.

My dog loves it too. I can’t hit him hard enough. He enjoys it so much it’s almost creepy.