Ok, I’m not afraid of a little egotism… plus, I have to post in a thread that includes the words “bomb diggety” 
I have a beautiful new apartment.
I have tons of fabulous friends.
I write pretty good poetry.
I have great legs and beautiful eyes.
I volunteer every week.
I’m a good cook.
I love my body.
I have a 401(k).
I take tons of pictures. And they’re in albums.
One of the sexiest guys I know thanked me for “teaching” his ex-girlfriend how to give head.
I’m relatively intelligent.
I smell nice.
I listen well.
Friends depend on me.
I’m tall and thin.
I’m good at my job.
Little kids trust me.
Big people trust me.
I’m determined.
I’m compassionate.
I’m passionate.
I laugh often and well.
I’m kind to the Eddies of the world.
You had ten pounds more to lose?
Anyway, on to me:
I’m generally strong enough for anything I need to do (or, for that matter, anything other people need me to do).
I have an incredibly sexy chest (stems from No. 1).
I’m pretty much perfect height, and I don’t gain weight easily so I guess I’m a pretty good weight.
I am fast as all hell, and I can jump, too.
I have no problem being in The Friend Zone.
When called upon to do so, I can write with the best of 'em.
I can do pushups until people get tired of watching (yay for short attention spans!)
I can type about as fast as Rachelle, though not always.
My hair can be used as a weapon.
I’m also bi, openly.
I also give good hugs.
I can sing. Period.
Unlucky 13 . . . I forgot what I was going to write. That makes me predictable, which is a Good Thing.
The Bad Thing is now I can’t think of any more. But really, 13 good things about me is a pretty good number (except for the obvious reason why it’s NOT)
Upon previewing:
“I make the best puns ever. (No, they’re good! I swear!)”
Um, check my username and get back to me:)
[li]Testing shows I have a high I.Q.[/li][li]I’ve got a high E.Q., too.[/li][li]I probably did better on my SATs and/or ACTs than you.[/li][li]I’m sarcastic/witty in a dry way that most people don’t “get.”[/li][li]I’ve done more than most people and I like to tell them about it.[/li][li]I’ve been more places than most people and I like to tell them about those, too.[/li][li]I’m a United States Marine.[/li][li]I’m an Industrial and Systems Engineer.[/li][li]I’ve got scads of points on the NTN trivia system from beating people just like you.[/li][li]I love to go down on a woman (and I don’t mind using their “toys,” either.)[/li][li]I haven’t run in years and my legs are still wondrous examples of musculature.[/li][li]I can concoct some of the most delicious main courses you’ve ever laid taste buds on [sub](side dishes, not so much)[/sub][/li][li]I’ve been called “very handsome,” by straight and lesbian women (and some men.) To be honest, though, I’m just handsome.[/li][li]I’m multi-orgasmic (giving and receiving.)[/li][li]I drive a nice, sporty car and it is paid off.[/li][li]I make closer to $100,000/year than $0/year.[/li][li]I’ve got two terrific cats.[/li][li]I’m one hell of a good shot and have been to the Marine Corps Rifle and Pistol team tryouts twice. They only allow 40 Marines Nationwide to try out each year. I missed making team (10 people) by mere points both times.[/li][li]I was quoted and published in Continental Marine while at tryouts.[/li][li]I’m an incredible skier and an alright snowboarder.[/li][li]I’m an exceptionally tender lover.[/li][li]I give body-melting massages.[/li][li]I’m an excellent kisser. I once had a line of women waiting to kiss me.[/li][li]I’ve got an impeccably decorated apartment.[/li][li]I make friends easily and often.[/li][li]I’m somewhat modest and to some extent humble, but not enough to let it get to me.[/li][li]I know how to use woodworking tools to create things from plain boards.[/li]My 401(k), though affected by the tech stumble, is strong. As is my IRA. My bank account is flush with cash, too.
I’ve got excess brainpower and have pretty much managed to stop being an ass about it. (Took a few years of life smacking me around and ongoing effort.)
I’m an excellent listener.
People dear to my heart have told me I’ve large amounts of wisdom.
When I smile at someone, it’s a genuine smile–I refuse to when I don’t mean it.
And, er. Hmm. “I am so hip I sometimes have difficulty seeing over my own pelvis.”
When I lie, I try to do so with humorous quotes. (see Douglas Adams as Zaphod Beeblebrox above.)
I am fairly decent lookin’
I blow things up for a living.
I seem to make friends wherever I go.
People can count on me at 2:AM when they’re stuck in the snow 20 miles away.
I have a kickass job.
I’ve gotten this far in life on my own (w/a little help from my friends).
I have survived the following 1 1/2 Minot winters with no measurable side effect.
My boss seems to think I’m doing okay.
I think my job kicks ass.
I’m hella cool both sober and drunk.
I can carry on a conversation with anybody.
I am proactive, even when pissed off.
I have faith in my engineering skills.
I have made it out of a town where 85% of my High School class hasn’t left yet (that’s 6 years ago).
I am a great karaoke singer (people ask for me!)
I have fun at Dopefests.
I help blow things up for a living.
Tripler
I really do love my job. Even the paper-pushing shit.
I’m polite.
I’m tolerant
I don’t sweat much.
I like children (especially in a light bernaise sauce).
I have a weird sense of humor.
Kids like me, probably because I don’t talk down to them.
I like dogs.
Dogs like me, probably because I don’t talk down to them.
I tolerate cats.
I’m honest as the day is long.
I’m not biased by superficiality.
I hardly ever use big words.
I keep my promises.
I am monogamous.
I’m considerate of other’s feelings.
I can whistle really good - and loud.
I taught myself to play guitar, and I’m not half-bad.
I’m sincerely interested in bettering myself.
Wow, when I get right down and list it out like that … I’m better than the lot of you put together!! Hail me.
-I get up real early, and do great things like exercise
-I almost always eat really healthily.
-I do long course triathlons
-I’m so bloody honest, but so nice about it too.
-I would drop everything when those I love are in need.
-I am a good listener
-And a good talker!
-I am enormous! 6’3 with muscles everywhere
-And don’t use my size to intimidate ppl
-I am working on making myself better everyday
and waiting to make a wonderful woman happy for the rest of her life.
Oh yeah, I have done the following:
Sailed a sailboat
Run amok in a cave for 3 days/2 nights.
Been shot at and survived
Rappelled off a 200 foot cliff with a harness I tied by myself.
Singlehandedly navigated 28 miles by map and compass in one day, and was at the finish line before anyone else.
Flown small aircraft.
Flown jet trainers
Detonated several charges of C4.
Programmed a $178 million dollar project.
Scored a hat-trick in one game.
Lost 40 lbs last year.
I figure I’ve trained myself to operate anywhere, anytime, for any job.
I survived the 2001 NYC Dopefest.
Tripler
Those are all that come to mind right now.
I do not discriminate; I hate everyone.
I have the most amazing brown eyes in the country.
I have decent style.
Even if you hate my style, I’m so comfortable with myself that I don’t give a damn what you think so, no, I’m not going to buy the latest fashion just to make you happy. When you buy my clothes, you can decide what I wear.
I have a nice car.
I can be really seductive when I want to be.
I have lots of friends. But they’re all guys because I have the amazing power of driving off women. (Because they’re all jealous of how incredibly fucking sexy I am. ([sub][sup]Okay, that’s probably not true, but I like to think it is.[/sub][/sup]))
I can smile and be friendly even when I’m having a really shitty day.
If I hate you, you know I hate you. I won’t drag your name through the mud just because you pissed me off. I won’t spread rumors to make any mutual friends we might have hate you or like you less than they like me. I’ll just hate you and leave it at that.
I’m cute.
I may not be able to stick both my legs behind my head, but I can fuck you until you cry like a little girl and beg me to stop.
How’s that?
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[li]I have naturally curly red hair.[/li][li]I’ll be 34 next month, and I’ve only found three gray hairs.[/li][li]Even though my kids are completely nuts at home, I can dress them up and take them out in public.[/li][li]I get along with both of my parents.[/li][li]No one has died after eating anything I’ve cooked.[/li][li]My job doesn’t completely suck.[/li][li]I finally switched to diet pop after years of haranguing by various dentists.[/li][li]I’m trying yet again to quit smoking.[/li][li]With a little help from my mom, last fall I taught myself how to crochet.[/li][/ul]
I am a single parent to an amazing child
I give thanks when thanks are due
I’m nice to everyone
I have a great singing voice, and a damned sexy speaking voice
I can cook like nobody’s business
I make some pretty kick-ass pies
I quit smoking over a year ago
I am not petty or vindictive
I can sew very well
I make beautiful patchwork quilts
I’m friends with 99% of my ex boyfriends
I’m pretty - or to quote an anonymous source on the board, “But then there’s your pic - whoa! Babe alert, babe alert. Ok, you’re right, you’re a bona fide sex goddess. :)”
I have nice fingernails, and pretty hands
I have long curly red hair
I can crochet pretty well
I am giving
I am loving
I work hard and am REALLY GOOD at my job. So good I was head-hunted for my present position
I keep a clean house
I am nice to my brothers and sisters, and a really good auntie to various nieces and nephews, related and honourary
I’ve always been a good girlfriend, according to exes
I’m a generous and caring lover - at least, I think I am. I was, at any rate.
I smile and laugh often
I have a great sense of humour
I know a little bit of a lot of languages
I have a really nice rack
I have a nice family that raised me well
I’m smart
I’m witty
I’m embrace the differences and quirks in humanity and think it all adds into a nice mosaic
I have a case of run-off-at-the-mouth…
I like this thread, Hamadryad. Thank you so much! I’m learning more about everyone.
There is a light at the end of the tunnel.
When buried, it will dig itself out.
A mask can not be worn forever.
On trees.
A battle was fought in Poland, it was lost.
and on.
I am a very good friend to my friends.
After many years of being a bum, I am able to stick to a budget and will be able to buy a home soon.
I earned a B.A. from a good university despite dropping out of high school.
I have good skin and hair.
I can do fine needlework where the back looks as good as the front. (This is a good thing.)
I have a career I genuinely like (finally).
I will never be a size 10 and I’m OK with that.
I like to tease men by telling them I am the perfect woman…and here are my list of reasons why.
I am never late.
I hate diamonds.
I am not fond of roses.
I detest spending money on clothes.
One of my hobbies is brewing homemade beer.
I can shower, do hair, makeup, and be ready to walk out the door in 25 minutes flat.
you may now propose…
Through all my courses in Culinary School, I made top of class except for two.
And, with just being out of school, I landed working at one of the major restaurants in the L.A. area (hint: it’s owned by the “Two Hot Tamales”) and they are already considering me for management.
The above being said, I can make one fine Thanksgiving spread not easily forgotten.
I have sewn incredible costumes for the Renaissance Faire.
I have a wonderful speaking voice.
I have an SO that treats me like a princess.
I can be very patient.
I am an extremely loyal friend.
I have very cool eyes: they’re blue, with a gold starburst around the pupil.
-I am humble, so I will probably never say anything on this list again
-I am always polite
-I am always a gentleman
-I can make people laugh easily and love making people laugh
-I am very romantic
-I am a trivia master
-I know a lot about film, making films, and film theory
-I am very artistic
-I make art because it’s cathartic, but moreso because I want to make people see the world in a different way
-I can play the bass pretty dang well
-I am poetic
-I am well-spoken
-I can draw very well
-I am a pretty dang good magician (especially with cards)
-I am a very open person
-I am always kind
-I can have long, interesting conversations about anything and nothing
-I have really great grades
-I have received many awards and scholarships because of those grades
-I have a lot of friends and make friends easily
-I am a really good listener
-If I feel close to someone, I can share parts of my inner self that they would never expect me to share
-I will not fight to protect myself but I will fight to protect those I care about
You’re pretty cute too, Rob. But things said by other people don’t count here.
I obey the laws of time and space.
I make killer spaghetti sauce.
… that’s about it.