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Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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  1. I have the most beautiful face I have ever seen. (Take out my glasses and look closely when you observe my face)

  2. I have the curves other women die for.

  3. I will graduate with high honors next week.(Jumps around yelling and thinking “Take that you teachers and dubious classmates!!!”

  4. I am a National Hispanic Scholar.(Thank’s to that I got my scholarship)

  5. I did best than most other people in the verbal part of my SAT I.(And I did that in 11th grade, and English is not my first language)

  6. I may be shy, and not express emotions much, but when I do, they are true, no hipocrisy in them.

  7. I look darn pretty in my prom dress.

  8. I remember useless knowledge nobody wants.

  9. I do my job well.

  10. I am proud that I have had doubts and changed opinions many times. He who does not questions himself is a comformist.

  11. I have good manners and try to avoid discussions where I know I might lose my temper

  12. I love my strange laugh and sense of humor. It shows I am unique.

  13. I treat older people with the respect they deserve.

  14. I know where I come from, and know I must give something back.

Thanks for the thread. I am in need of ego boosting, and this reminded me of my qualities.

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  • I don’t care if no one cares that I write acticles on rare, obscure metaphysical topics such as the Sapir-Whorf Hypothesis. It makes me feel good. “If a man who believed in dragons was eaten by a nasty red one, while another man who didn’t believe in dragons watched, who’s reality would win?” (It’s brilliant, brilliant I tell you!)

  • I’m really good at pretending to be like everyone else.

  • I meditate semi-regularly too.

  • The computer programs I write learn from their mistakes.

  • I’m not intimidated by difficult books, in fact, I enjoy the challenge.

  • And I have a tested IQ of 192.

  • Polarfield
    “The mind directs, but also deflects”
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I can divide by zero.

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::deep inhale::

-I’m the best rep on my team at work. I’ve had the lowest handle time for eight months and was promoted twice in a year.
-I support my friends totally and without hesitation.
-I helped raise two amazing boys.
-I won the “best cube decor” award at work
-I’m a great flirt.I’m good on the board but better on the phone and IRL.
-I can win a game of 301 open in/open out in three turns.
-I can play the drums,piano and flute.
-I still can sing-can’t hit the high notes I used but the pitch is still there.
-I give excellent massages and head.

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::deep inhale::

-I’m the best rep on my team at work. I’ve had the lowest handle time for eight months and was promoted twice in a year.
-I support my friends totally and without hesitation.
-I helped raise two amazing boys.
-I won the “best cube decor” award at work
-I’m a great flirt.I’m good on the board but better on the phone and IRL.
-I can win a game of 301 open in/open out in three turns.
-I can play the drums,piano and flute.
-I still can sing-can’t hit the high notes I used to but I still have a three octave range.
-I give excellent massages and head.

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Tansu, I guess I’m with thinksnow… what exactly is “rimming” in your vernacular? Around here, it’s not something you’d want to do for an entire country… or even a team representing said country, if we read your idiom correctly.

So far, I’ve also noticed an unusually high index of people who seem to think they “smell nice.” Huh. Well, hey, if that’s an ego boost for you, go for it. But it does kind of make me wonder about the crowd you-all hang with. Uh, “with which you-all hang,” dammit. That’s my first thing about me, ME!ME!ME!:

• I don’t end sentences with prepositions.
• I use “whom” where appropriate.
• Even though I was raised in New Jersey, and lived in Georgia for years, I have essentially no accent. I say “essentially,” because I’m sure you lot on the other side of the pond think I sound like a Yank.
• I haven’t yet found something I couldn’t learn, if I chose to.
• Nearly all kids like me immediately. I generally like them, too… for at least the first few minutes. :wink:
• I’m smart enough to know that saying “I’m smart,” in this pond, isn’t much.
• As evidence, however, I did 1460 the SAT’s. Twice. And the older I get, the harder it is to work that into conversation!
• By and large, I understand women, dammit! I may not be able to use that understanding worth a damn, but at least I’m not totally mystified by them. [sub]Except that whole “allure of the troglodyte” thing… that don’t make no sense.[/sub]
• I still stand when ladies do, at a table. That trips people out.
• When people ask me about something, I can nearly always give them an answer that is sensible enough for them… even if I’m virtually clueless on the topic. Real bad habit.
• I’m pretty well hung, at least girth-wise.
• I have bushels of obscenely thick hair. I recently tried growing it out (like, so I could pull it into a little tail in the back), but it was just too huge and unruly. It had to go. Back to military-short.
• Speaking of which, I served my country for 12 years, and I’m proud of it.
• I have the best ex-wife relationship in the universe. We still talk a couple times a week. She and her husband (my best friend) and my son are moving 1400 miles to be near me this fall.
• As long as I exercise, I can still eat anything without weight gain.
• I’ve never double-posted. :wink:

  • Dave