Well, this is the ultimate SD thread, isn’t it? I’ve just been noticing what a narcissistic bunch we all are, and how obsessed with talking about what WE like, want, do think, etc. Now we’re down to the ultimate.
Okay…I’m as self-involved as anybody, maybe more so.
I’m tall, and I like it. Wouldn’t have it any other way. I’m also heavy, which now I would like to go away, although I have no regrets that I have been that way most of my life. It formed my character and experiences, and I think it made me a wiser, more compassionate person than I might otherwise have been.
I don’t like most people, they bore me. I’ll take a good book over just about anyone except the few I’ve chosen. But those few are precious and adored, and I’d do anything for them.
I’m a great lay…again, I think it’s because of many things, but being heavy had something to do with it. Hate to say it, but we try harder. Can’t tell you how many men have told me that the gorgeous women they slept with couldn’t hold a candle to me…they thought all they had to do was show up. Silly girls… (One lover even pestered me for years to help produce a video “How to Give the Perfect Blowjob” -teach babes how, and supervise.)
In any given group of ten or more people, I’m probably going to be the 1st or 2nd smartest person in the room. Unless it’s a gathering of rocket scientists.
I’m an auto-didact. (Self-taught person). For all intents and purposes, I pretty much bailed on school around 7th grade. I officially bailed in 11th, after failing everything for 5 years. It’s hard to pass when you’re never there. But I did go back to junior college and studied philosophy, sociology, psychology, journalism and broadcasting. Maintained a 4.0 with my eyes closed and my hands tied behind my back. If I hadn’t screwed up high school so badly I might have enjoyed the challenge of university.
I can’t sing, but I can dance. Natural rhythm, doncha know. I can’t paint or draw to save my life, but I have a pretty good eye for what’s lovely. I’m a Deco fanatic. I love to garden. I LOVE to swim. If I could live anywhere in the world, it would probably be in the Hollywood hills, I consider Hollywood my home town. If I could live anywhere in the world and take everyone I love with me, it would probably be Manhattan hald the year, and maybe Greece the rest.
I want to learn photography. Black and white. (See my website). I want to live to be 150, if I can stay relatively healthy and fit and have Chris beside me.
I am working on the Great American Novel.
I was a comic…I was pretty good, excpt I bored myself after doing the same material 3 times, and I wasn’t prolific enough to deal with that.
I have to stop… I could go on for far too long and no one would read it. Maybe no one is anyway.
PS: I created the single most delightful and orginal funny answering machine message ever. Too bad that’s passe, and there’s no audio here.
I am #1. Everyone else is #2 or lower.