My first drunk thread

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I can’t believe how many times it took for me to spell “thread” right.

But I am not drunk. I feel like starting a cool thread about coolness and I am not drunk. I am currently listeninig to “for those of y’all who wear fanny packs” by ben folds five. it’s is pure genius, because i am not the least bit drunk.

hopefilly i posted this aweseome post in MPSIMS becuase that’s really where it belongs. it is the most pointless post i have ever made. and i’m sure you’;; all agree that it’s pretty pointless. w00t i think

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oh buggeri acutallt posteed this. oh well, if i read correctlty, it’s in MPSIMS, so i hopefully shouldn’t be flamed too badly.

the next time i se e this thread i will be sob ar and hungover nad i will regret thiss

most of the tgypos i just made are intentional…i made some pretty bad typos that i recognise, but i left thme as tghey are because that makes me look as drunk as i deserve to be recognised

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cOOL THREADS ABOUT COOLNESS ARE COOL.

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I’m glad we have the location field back. My first thought was “he’s this loaded at 12:30 in the afternoon? Sheesh!” :smack:

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Accidentally typing with CAPS LOCK on, however, is not cool.

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Anyone else remember April Fools 1994 with the stories about drunk driving on the information superhighway?

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Hey! There’s nothing wrong with getting plastered at lunch!

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When I’m not getting plastered with you there is! :stuck_out_tongue:

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Or having lunch while you plaster. Jus’ don’t get any of that shit in your baloney sammich; it’s a lousy substitute for ketchup.

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I’ll second that!

Actually when I worked in the securities industry, I worked on east coast time even though our firm was here in CA. We’d get off work from a particularly hard day and go have a few beers. The market closes at 1pm PST and we’d be quite scriffy by 2. I’m sure more than a few people thought we were out drinking on our lunch hour. We didn’t really care.

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What’s really sad is that Mbossa did the OP using Dragon.
:stuck_out_tongue:

Well, I hope you brought enough for the entire class, Mbossa. :wink:

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I’m sorry, everybody… :o

Yeah, sounds about right.

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So how is the hungover nad? :smiley:

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Oh, no need to apologize. Drunk threads are fun. I only wish I was drunk when I read it, then it would really have been cool.

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If not for drunk threads we wouldn’t have monkey butlers.