I’m just stopping by to say howdy and welcome, and to throw around some aquatic wildlife.
hurls a very cranky squid at Mera Naam Joker…and a couple of trout…and a seal…and a shark
ETA
Gets out measuring tape…
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ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies
Amateur 
Great. Now I have the Sister Hazel country-western cover of the song stuck in my head, from the Holiday album they just released last year. :smack: :smack: :smack:
Happy to help.
In a bathyscaphe designed by a Swiss, built in Italy and purchased second hand by the U.S. Navy in 1958 for $250,000.
The goat is not for insertion, or at least use plenty of lube.
The squid is self-lubricating.
Anything else you need to know, you’re sure to pick up along the way. Welcome to the SDMB!
But not before mine (post #3 - my one claim to fame).
Ah, good times, good times . . .
I can’t believe that nobody has mentioned felching
Pay no attention to the scare tactics! (Or the man behind the curtain. :D)
Welcome to the Board, Oodle.
If you know what “14 K of G in a F P D” stands for, please share.
14 kilos of grass in a Ford parked down town.
I think 