My First Post - What Do I Need To Know?

I’m just stopping by to say howdy and welcome, and to throw around some aquatic wildlife.

hurls a very cranky squid at Mera Naam Joker…and a couple of trout…and a seal…and a shark

ETA

Gets out measuring tape…

QuardleOodleArdleWardleDoodle
ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies

Amateur :wink:

[QUOTE=Cluricaun]
I made you out of clay?
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Great. Now I have the Sister Hazel country-western cover of the song stuck in my head, from the Holiday album they just released last year. :smack: :smack: :smack:

Happy to help.

[QUOTE=wolf_meister]
Welcome to the SDMB QuardleOodleArdleWardleDoodle
Perhaps the one thing you should know is that the deepest part of the world’s oceans is located in the Marianas Trench in the Pacific Ocean and was only visited once. Do any Dopers have any more information about this? :slight_smile:
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In a bathyscaphe designed by a Swiss, built in Italy and purchased second hand by the U.S. Navy in 1958 for $250,000.

The goat is not for insertion, or at least use plenty of lube.

The squid is self-lubricating.

Anything else you need to know, you’re sure to pick up along the way. Welcome to the SDMB!

[QUOTE=What Exit?]
Before my time, but Not many people know that…
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But not before mine (post #3 - my one claim to fame).

Ah, good times, good times . . .

I can’t believe that nobody has mentioned felching

Pay no attention to the scare tactics! (Or the man behind the curtain. :D)

Welcome to the Board, Oodle.

If you know what “14 K of G in a F P D” stands for, please share.

[QUOTE=KRM]
If you know what “14 K of G in a F P D” stands for, please share.
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14 kilos of grass in a Ford parked down town.

I think :cool: