My friend and I are writing a petition....

To the governor of Louisiana… to change the state’s name… to Mistersippi. Just because we’re bored.

I don’t know - i kinda like Missiguzzli

I like turtles.

::sign::

I vote for Missississiisssippiisssisssiissiipppisi.

Note: That eighth “i” is silent.

When you’ve succeeded with your noble endeavor, what’s next?

Weightachusetts?

Rinsington?

North and South Automobilelina?

There’s a Virginia joke in here somewhere…

With the onslaught of McMansions in the Atlanta area, I hereby nominate Gorgeya as the 13th member of the United States of Despairica