My Humble Experience

If you wan’t a hot, fast easy girl, you need lots of money, a fast car, and lots of good cocaine.

If you want a nice, slow, easy girl, you need lots of money, a fast car, and do a lot of community service (which, incedentally, you’ll probably be forced to by a judge if you spend enough time with hot, fast easy girls, something always goes wrong).

It sounds to me as if you want a nice, religious Christian girl instead, and for this, you need to change your strategy. You instead need lots of money, have a fast car, and peel out in the church parking lot when meetins’ over.

I realize it may sound juvinile, but it will get everyones’ attention and you will be noticed immediately. People will be talking about you, some good, some bad, but you will be the center of attention. Then, bring a few gay guys to church with you. I recently started a new job working with many women and a few gay guys, and after I became friends with the gay guys, the women became much more receptive of what I had to say about anything, and even took me out for a night. Start out as a friend and don’t look, don’t ever mention being single, don’t take out one, take out four or five at a time, and treat them all equally well, don’t pick one, let her pick you.

Anyways, if the peeling out and the gay friends don’t do it, I have a friend who walks through the mall and asks every pretty girl out he sees until one says yes, it really is just a numbers game, you spin the wheel until you find the right combination, and he may not have found anything close to miss right. But he always has a miss will-do somewhere around.

The most important thing to remember is not to worry, as long as you get out alot, it’s better to act like an ass than not to act. Stagnation will stinkify the best water, so keep moving and you’ll find one, she won’t be right and you’ll find another, and so on, until you get lucky. But I’ve always found lots of money and a fast car, especailly if you peel out and have a gay passenger at the same time, will net you a comfortable amount of women so you can choose from the ones that picked you first, but then again about 3/4 of my exes say I’m a jerk:)

It’s the pyramid scam, with women!

I meant to reply to ceasar, but screwed up. It’s been a long day, don’t hit me in the ribs too hard.

Peel out, bring gay guys to church, lots of cocaine, and lots of money to get a girl? Uhhh pal I don’t know which version of the guy handbook you recieved but I’m thinking it wa recalled. If you need all that you must have NO personality whatsoever. I’m not trying to bring you down I’m just saying if you had some character and you are NICE to females then you’ll have no problem. As for me everyone tells me that I’m one of the nicest guys they have ever met. I constantly get requests from girls to go out with them, but I already have a girlfriend that I’ve been with for almost a year now. It’s not in the money, the people you hang out with, or the lifestyle you choose its how you treat them that is important. So drop all that superficial stuff and get to being a nice guy!