Zombie or no, that mispost made me laugh my ass off all over again.
Me too!
April.C, welcome to the board! Just so’s you know, this thread is from 2005, so a lot of the posters aren’t even here anymore. We call these old threads that get resurrected “zombie threads”, and people like to make jokes about zombies in them. Don’t let it scare you, we’re really not totally insane (only mostly insane.)
Hope to see you around the boards, April.C. 
Today I learned what happened to Mr Bus guy! He now has a cat.
I was looking for a thread I started last week, and this popped up. I was so confused.
It gave me a happy tho’.
Thanks April C.!
So what google search led you to this thread?
Maybe it was: My husband likes it when I scratch his balls, is this normal?
Anyhow, I’m really glad April decided to resurrect this thread, the whole thing is just too great.
So? Updates?
Start picking your nose every time he does it.
Oh God, I may never look at mushrooms the same way again.
What a fun revival this was.
This thread is Exhibit A for why I don’t want to see some sort of automatic locking of zombie threads.
No more excessive scratching. He had a very stressful job then, and we had a lot of money problems. I guess it was just his way of relieving the stress.
I don’t scratch my balls. It’s more like a pinch and roll of the nutsack.
I use a Slap Chop on my nuts.
(Mushrooms too.)
This is definitely worthy of becoming a SDMB meme. Let’s all go down to the quarry and grow mushrooms there!
I miss Anastasaeon and her accidental drive-bye posts. 
I agree wholeheartedly. Even if every time I get out of the shower, I worry I’ll slip and crack my head on the toilet.
I love when zombie threads like this one come up. This one popped into my new posts in subscribed threads list, and I thought to myself, “Surely I would never have posted in a thread about ball itchiness.” It’s a good humility check.
Mushrooms. Hee.
if only we could clone you.
What a lucky man you have.
Oh man, I remember this thread, good times. I don’t think I have ever laughed as hard on the SDMB.
Me wonders exactly what kind of internet search April.C was conducting when she found her way to a 2005 ball scratching thread.